by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 722ndMost Secular: 3,093rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,194th
The King of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I'll eat you up!
Civil Rights
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All Wild Things

Population10.045 billion

CapitalMax's room
LeaderMaurice Sendup

Currencyhot supper
Animalwild thing

The King of All Wild Things is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maurice Sendup with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.045 billion Wild Things have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Max's room. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wild economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion hot suppers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,895 hot suppers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Weather reports simply advise Wild Things to 'look outside', schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, procrastination is a national sport, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. All Wild Things's national animal is the wild thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

All Wild Things is ranked 100,295th in the world and 1st in Where the Wild Things Are for Most Stationary, with 178.75399670848 days.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 722ndTop
Most Secular: 3,093rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,194thMost Inclusive: 6,515thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,893rdMost Pacifist: 8,125thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,674thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,327thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,393rdNicest Citizens: 10,537thHighest Food Quality: 11,729thLargest Retail Industry: 12,008thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,304thBest Weather: 12,895thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,094thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,321stLargest Black Market: 16,454thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,806thMost Average: 19,345thHighest Economic Output: 19,845thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,647thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,968thMost Cultured: 23,382ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,120th

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