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All Wild Things

Population7.368 billion

CapitalMax's room
LeaderMaurice Sendup

Currencyhot supper
Animalwild thing

The King of All Wild Things is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Maurice Sendup with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.368 billion Wild Things hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Max's room. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wild economy, worth 584 trillion hot suppers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 79,354 hot suppers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Wild Things's national animal is the wild thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

All Wild Things is ranked 188,664th in the world and 2nd in Where the Wild Things Are for Most Authoritarian, with 263.32 milliStalins.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 400thTop
Most Inclusive: 8,762ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,767thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 11,117thMost Pacifist: 11,174thNicest Citizens: 12,309thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,577thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,720thMost Influential: 16,508thMost Secular: 21,801st

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