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All Wild Things

Population7.165 billion

CapitalMax's room
LeaderMaurice Sendup

Currencyhot supper
Animalwild thing

The King of All Wild Things is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Maurice Sendup with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.165 billion Wild Things hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Max's room. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wild economy, worth 568 trillion hot suppers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 79,354 hot suppers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Wild Things's national animal is the wild thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

All Wild Things is ranked 182,246th in the world and 2nd in Where the Wild Things Are for Most Avoided, scoring 0.8 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 10,857thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,200thMost Pacifist: 11,343rdNicest Citizens: 12,234thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,580thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,640thMost Influential: 16,881st

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