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All Wild Things

Population4.678 billion

CapitalMax's room
LeaderMaurice Sendup

Currencyhot supper
Animalwild thing

The King of All Wild Things is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maurice Sendup with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.678 billion Wild Things hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Max's room. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wild economy, worth 353 trillion hot suppers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 75,639 hot suppers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and Wild Things submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Wild Things's national animal is the wild thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

All Wild Things is ranked 47,711th in the world and 2nd in Where the Wild Things Are for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 501.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Inclusive: 8,123rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,431stLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,850thNicest Citizens: 11,552ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,020thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,106thMost Pacifist: 13,660thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,918thHighest Drug Use: 14,786th

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