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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 62ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 73rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 126th
The Best Nation in the World of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Domination By All Measures
Supreme OverLord
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.183 billion

Capitalthe Imperial Citadel
LeaderSupreme OverLord
FaithBlue Blood Unity

CurrencyBureau Administered Credit

The Best Nation in the World of Orcuo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme OverLord with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.183 billion Orcuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Imperial Citadel. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Orcuian economy, worth a remarkable 1,770 trillion Bureau Administered Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 341,510 Bureau Administered Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Supreme OverLord's rear echelons, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Supreme OverLord to progressive thinkers, and Orcuans are unrivalled in obstacle courses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Blue Blood Unity.

Orcuo is ranked 116,604th in the world and 2,644th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 78.64 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 62ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 73rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 126thMost Patriotic: 231stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,601stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,615thMost Conservative: 1,781stHighest Average Incomes: 1,913thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,945thLargest Black Market: 2,281stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,528thMost Influential: 2,543rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,205thMost Avoided: 3,497thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,741stNudest: 4,439thLargest Governments: 4,519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,929thMost Secular: 5,495thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,508thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,646thMost Authoritarian: 7,554thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,724thLowest Crime Rates: 13,879thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,808thLargest Mining Sector: 15,077thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,463rdMost Developed: 20,364thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,445thMost Efficient Economies: 23,124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,545th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionMost Conservative: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 61st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 68th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionMost Avoided: 89th in the regionLargest Governments: 124th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 125th in the regionNudest: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 128th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Secular: 148th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 193rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 271st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 334th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 342nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 355th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 434th in the regionMost Developed: 483rd in the regionMost Extreme: 548th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 582nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 623rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 656th in the region

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