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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,152ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,205thMost Patriotic: 3,833rd
The Dead Memes of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Chemical Water Tastes Good
Funnyman
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Orcuo

Population860 million

CapitalFunnytopia
LeaderFunnyman

Currencycurrency
AnimalAnimal

The Dead Memes of Orcuo is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Funnyman with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 860 million Idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funnytopia. The average income tax rate is 46.7%.

The all-consuming Stupid economy, worth 100 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,228 currencies, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Stupid Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, and the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Orcuo is ranked 255,889th in the world and 12,204th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.81 crimes per hour.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,152ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,205thMost Patriotic: 3,833rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,909thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,375thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,617thMost Authoritarian: 12,764thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,201stMost Conservative: 13,466thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,630thHealthiest Citizens: 15,090thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,311thLargest Retail Industry: 18,751stSafest: 19,011thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,860thLargest Mining Sector: 21,891stMost Developed: 24,628thMost Influential: 25,192ndMost Secular: 25,692ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 26,334th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68th in the regionMost Patriotic: 91st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 127th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 160th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 350th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 395th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 406th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 487th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 541st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 610th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 637th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 678th in the regionMost Developed: 698th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 703rd in the regionSafest: 705th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 718th in the regionMost Conservative: 735th in the regionMost Secular: 857th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 896th in the regionLargest Governments: 946th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,059th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,153rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,175th in the regionMost Influential: 1,178th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,194th in the region

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