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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 275thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 454th
The Psychopathic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Motto? Nah, I’m good.
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Population3.128 billion

Capital𝓕unnyman 𝓕un 𝓒itadel of 𝓟ain and 𝓓eath

Currency🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oint
AnimalFunnyman Owned Test Subject

The Psychopathic of Orcuo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Funnyman with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.128 billion Funnyman Controlled Loyally Mindless Slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𝓕unnyman 𝓕un 𝓒itadel of 𝓟ain and 𝓓eath. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Controlled By All Mighty Glorious Funnyman economy, worth 805 trillion 🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,471 🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, military spending is on the increase, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and the might of the entire Controlled By All Mighty Glorious Funnyman Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Funnyman Owned Test Subject, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is FunnymanIsTheBestInTheOmniverse®.

Orcuo is ranked 194th in the world and 7th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 57,223.82 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 275thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 454thMost Patriotic: 555thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,588thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,103rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,163rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,923rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,857thLargest Black Market: 4,000thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,061stHighest Average Incomes: 4,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,603rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,836thNudest: 4,839thMost Influential: 5,206thMost Avoided: 5,216thMost Secular: 5,392ndLargest Governments: 8,897thLargest Mining Sector: 9,407thMost Conservative: 9,547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,063rdMost Authoritarian: 10,981stLowest Crime Rates: 12,855thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,354thTop
Most Developed: 19,718thMost Efficient Economies: 19,825thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,205th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 91st in the regionLargest Black Market: 114th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 118th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 134th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 144th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 148th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 153rd in the regionMost Avoided: 168th in the regionNudest: 181st in the regionMost Secular: 198th in the regionLargest Governments: 247th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 260th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 298th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 326th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 356th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 371st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 396th in the regionMost Developed: 487th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 494th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 536th in the regionMost Conservative: 581st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 747th in the regionMost Extreme: 958th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,078th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,220th in the region

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