Population | 10.588 billion |
Capital | Village of Noobs |
Leader | Dictator Eric |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | fox |
The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.588 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 3,018 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 285,078 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Senior executives have become freelance basket-weavers in search of less stress and better work-life balance, babysitters are a thing of the past, government officials across The Worst army of are being "encouraged" to adopt foxes to set an example for the populace, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
The Worst army of is ranked 293,254th in the world and 5,601st in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.11 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Worst army of was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, government officials across The Worst army of are being "encouraged" to adopt foxes to set an example for the populace.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, babysitters are a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, senior executives have become freelance basket-weavers in search of less stress and better work-life balance.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
- : The Worst army of voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : The Worst army of voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
World Assembly
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