Location: Warzone Australia

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 7.958 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 75%, and even higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Drugged Monkeys in search of drugged monkeys, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dollar.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 18th in Warzone Australia and 88,479th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and