Most World Assembly Endorsements: 175th Most Influential: 382nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,123rd
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The Pedantic Grouchiness of Belschaft is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.433 billion Belschaftians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 4,383 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,786 Federal Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Belschaft's national animal is the Belschaft Crested Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Belschaft is ranked 151,578th in the world and 10,605th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 13.69 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 175thMost Influential: 382ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,123rdHighest Economic Output: 1,145thLargest Mining Sector: 1,152ndRudest Citizens: 1,663rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,176thSmartest Citizens: 2,245thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,304thMost Secular: 2,388thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,499thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,607thHighest Average Incomes: 2,725thLargest Retail Industry: 2,737thMost Avoided: 3,036thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,516thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,727thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,857thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,949thLargest Populations: 4,210thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,787thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,391stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,699thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,337thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,762ndSafest: 7,764thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,512thMost Efficient Economies: 9,619thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,361stMost Politically Free: 10,854thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,243rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,293rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,793rdMost Cultured: 14,771stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,796thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,774thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,972ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,402ndMost Advanced Public Education: 18,166thMost Developed: 18,904th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionMost Secular: 86th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 103rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 106th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 128th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 168th in the regionSafest: 194th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 232nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 286th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 313th in the regionMost Cultured: 342nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 355th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 394th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 459th in the regionMost Developed: 462nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 505th in the regionMost Politically Free: 514th in the regionLargest Governments: 560th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 569th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 675th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 690th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 777th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 869th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,085th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,159th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,274th in the region

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