The Federal Republic of
Anarchy
PAX QUĂRITUR BELLO
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Federal Republic of Belschaft is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.928 billion Belschaftians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 4,011 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 236,962 Federal Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Belschaft's national animal is the Belschaft Crested Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Belschaft is ranked 18th in the South Pacific and 1,633rd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 9 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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