Most World Assembly Endorsements: 192nd Most Influential: 439th Largest Mining Sector: 1,145th
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The Pedantic Grouchiness of Belschaft is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.319 billion Belschaftians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 4,356 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,786 Federal Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Belschaft's national animal is the Belschaft Crested Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Belschaft is ranked 10,312th in the world and 106th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 22.2 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 192ndMost Influential: 439thLargest Mining Sector: 1,145thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,148thHighest Economic Output: 1,155thRudest Citizens: 1,603rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,227thSmartest Citizens: 2,238thMost Secular: 2,259thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,303rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,510thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,511thLargest Retail Industry: 2,679thHighest Average Incomes: 2,725thMost Avoided: 3,018thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,640thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,862ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,933rdLargest Populations: 4,187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,799thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,288thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,661stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,168thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,646thSafest: 7,743rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,232ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,513thLargest Black Market: 10,312thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,846thMost Politically Free: 10,868thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,190thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,903rdMost Cultured: 14,687thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,830thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,627thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,890thLowest Crime Rates: 17,355thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,972nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionMost Secular: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 87th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94th in the regionLargest Black Market: 106th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 125th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 163rd in the regionSafest: 191st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 224th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 265th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 308th in the regionMost Cultured: 341st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 359th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 375th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 441st in the regionMost Developed: 447th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 467th in the regionMost Politically Free: 471st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 529th in the regionLargest Governments: 547th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 689th in the regionMost Stationary: 719th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 767th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 814th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 965th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,053rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,231st in the region

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