Most World Assembly Endorsements: 179th Most Influential: 366th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,125th
The Cantankerous Curmudgeon of
Anarchy
PAX QUĂRITUR BELLO
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The Cantankerous Curmudgeon of Belschaft is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.739 billion Belschaftians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 4,456 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,822 Federal Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Belschaft's national animal is the Belschaft Crested Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Belschaft is ranked 24,037th in the world and 1,251st in the South Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 4,369.24 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 179thMost Influential: 366thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,125thHighest Economic Output: 1,146thLargest Mining Sector: 1,151stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,826thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,163rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,267thSmartest Citizens: 2,297thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,511thHighest Average Incomes: 2,769thMost Secular: 2,874thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,897thLargest Retail Industry: 2,919thMost Avoided: 3,086thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,582ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,925thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,074thLargest Populations: 4,112thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,180thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,764thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,506thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,624thSafest: 7,570thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,783rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,134thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,219thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 10,183rdLargest Black Market: 10,440thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,494thMost Politically Free: 10,866thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,258thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,947thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,353rdMost Cultured: 15,360thLowest Crime Rates: 17,174thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,509thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,032nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 107th in the regionMost Secular: 108th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 133rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 182nd in the regionSafest: 201st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 248th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 267th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 342nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 359th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 361st in the regionMost Cultured: 406th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 420th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 424th in the regionMost Politically Free: 430th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 499th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 506th in the regionMost Developed: 510th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 514th in the regionLargest Governments: 515th in the regionMost Stationary: 588th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 845th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 861st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 904th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 958th in the region

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