The Federal Republic of Belschaft is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.744 billion Belschaftians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 4,218 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,721 Federal Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Belschaft's national animal is the Belschaft Crested Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Empire of Montron.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Free Land of H0NG K0NG.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Republic of Danaar.
- : Belschaft endorsed The United Kingdom of Greater Nazi Britain.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Dictatorship of Brorastan.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Rogue Nation of Nooooooooooooooope.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Commonwealth of The Wolf King.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Empire of Montron.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Kingdom of Almasry5000.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Imperial City-States of Steybia.
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