Most World Assembly Endorsements: 151st Most Influential: 824th Largest Mining Sector: 1,126th
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The Pedantic Grouchiness of Belschaft is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.91 billion Belschaftians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 4,257 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,714 Federal Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Belschaft's national animal is the Belschaft Crested Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Belschaft is ranked 17,303rd in the world and 393rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.98 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 151stMost Influential: 824thLargest Mining Sector: 1,126thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,149thHighest Economic Output: 1,164thRudest Citizens: 1,391stTop
Most Secular: 1,704thSmartest Citizens: 2,113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,155thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,169thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,290thLargest Retail Industry: 2,503rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,514thHighest Average Incomes: 2,652ndMost Avoided: 2,978thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,231stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,468thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,818thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,961stLargest Populations: 4,245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,046thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,348thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,472ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,490thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,820thSafest: 7,684thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,632ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,077thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,261stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,555thMost Politically Free: 9,618thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,720thLargest Black Market: 10,307thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,968thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,106thMost Cultured: 15,124th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 58th in the regionMost Secular: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 92nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 114th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 122nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 153rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 161st in the regionSafest: 188th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 242nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 308th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 331st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 332nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 342nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 343rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 352nd in the regionMost Cultured: 358th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 365th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 422nd in the regionMost Developed: 430th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 439th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 510th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 597th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 629th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 757th in the regionMost Stationary: 918th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 927th in the region

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