Most World Assembly Endorsements: 186th Most Influential: 598th Largest Mining Sector: 1,132nd
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The Pedantic Grouchiness of Belschaft is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.093 billion Belschaftians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 4,300 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,714 Federal Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Belschaft's national animal is the Belschaft Crested Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Belschaft is ranked 12,963rd in the world and 317th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 80,552.15 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 186thMost Influential: 598thLargest Mining Sector: 1,132ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,151stHighest Economic Output: 1,179thRudest Citizens: 1,495thTop
Most Secular: 1,973rdSmartest Citizens: 2,178thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,190thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,269thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,290thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,500thLargest Retail Industry: 2,560thHighest Average Incomes: 2,692ndMost Avoided: 2,991stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,393rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,463rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,811thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,912thLargest Populations: 4,247thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,021stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,258thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,536thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,745thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,877thSafest: 7,629thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,783rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,237thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,592ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,596thMost Politically Free: 10,261stLargest Black Market: 10,351stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,124thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,963rdMost Cultured: 14,720thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,931st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 38th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 107th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 127th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 176th in the regionSafest: 182nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 242nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 249th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 317th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 339th in the regionMost Cultured: 342nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 369th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 377th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 387th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 402nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 409th in the regionMost Developed: 433rd in the regionLargest Governments: 505th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 524th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 691st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 702nd in the region

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