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“H to me, H to you, H for all, let's die with smile!”

The B00bs of Pamela And Hepatitis is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 12.381 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baywatch. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pamela And Hepatitis's national animal is the Sisica, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Silicon.

Pamela And Hepatitis is ranked 41st in the region and 2,294th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.