The Colony of Yomer is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.464 billion Yomerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yomerian economy, worth 590 trillion doshes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 170,369 doshes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Yomerian can expect a strongly worded letter, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yomer's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yomer is ranked 197,584^th in the world and 3,485^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.42 kickbacks per hour.