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The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso

“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dr Eamer with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.455 billion Connors enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals concentrates mainly on Education, although Commerce and the Environment are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mark Barry Michael. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, abortions are routinely performed in Bear Connors Paradiso's hospitals, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bear Connors Paradiso's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is agnostic, and its currency is the euro.

Bear Connors Paradiso is ranked 4,405th in the South Pacific and 120,263rd in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -750 Smiles Per Hour (net).

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