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The Empire of Theorin

“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The Empire of Theorin is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jo with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 1.518 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mindoir. The average income tax rate is 98%. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theorin's national animal is the Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Crystal.

Theorin is ranked 4,689th in the South Pacific and 99,435th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -37 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 minutes ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Theorin, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Theorin, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Theorin, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Theorin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sustainable Fishing Act".
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Theorin, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Theorin, the Dragon is a protected species.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Theorin, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Theorin, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Theorin, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Theorin, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.

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