Most World Assembly Endorsements: 443rd Most Influential: 595th Most Stationary: 664th
The Aeonian Citadel of
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The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 25.061 billion Darakini love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Industry and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 3.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Darakini economy, worth 75.6 trillion shmingels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,018 shmingels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, tourists visit Darakin to mass-moon Darakini politicians, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darakin is ranked 87,850th in the world and 3,686th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 60 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 443rdMost Influential: 595thMost Stationary: 664thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,006thNicest Citizens: 1,310thTop
Largest Populations: 1,548thMost Pacifist: 2,150thBest Weather: 2,561stMost Devout: 2,651stSafest: 3,622ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,526thHealthiest Citizens: 5,347thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,883rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,947thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,017thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,150thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,606thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,984thMost Cultured: 14,670thLowest Crime Rates: 14,824th
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Devout: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the regionTop
Safest: 85th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 91st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 113th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 127th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 129th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 130th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 206th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 331st in the regionMost Cultured: 342nd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 439th in the regionMost Politically Free: 618th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 619th in the region

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