The Aeonian Citadel of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story
Ashton Q Westchester III
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The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 23.226 billion Darakini love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Industry and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Darakini economy, worth 114 trillion shmingels a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,937 shmingels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, nudity is frowned upon, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darakin is ranked 4,494th in the South Pacific and 107,593rd in the world for Nudest, with 78 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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