Most World Assembly Endorsements: 358th Most Influential: 562nd Most Stationary: 674th
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The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 24.859 billion Darakini enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Industry and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Darakini economy, worth 74.1 trillion shmingels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 2,978 shmingels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Darakini grocery store, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and tourists visit Darakin to mass-moon Darakini politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darakin is ranked 152,723rd in the world and 7,313th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 2,487.89 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 358thMost Influential: 562ndMost Stationary: 674thMost Compassionate Citizens: 988thNicest Citizens: 1,288thTop
Largest Populations: 1,568thMost Pacifist: 2,115thBest Weather: 2,547thMost Devout: 2,769thSafest: 3,608thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,504thHealthiest Citizens: 5,360thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,835thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,897thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,035thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,575thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,476thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,176thLowest Crime Rates: 14,940thMost Cultured: 15,185th
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 46th in the regionMost Pacifist: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionTop
Safest: 78th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 89th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 112th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 126th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 144th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 195th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 319th in the regionMost Cultured: 355th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 449th in the regionMost Politically Free: 619th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 619th in the region

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