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The Holy Aeonian Citadel of Darakin

“Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the South Pacific

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The Holy Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with an even hand, and notable for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.345 billion Darakini are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 90%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Darakin's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, Darakin's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax shmingels each year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the shmingel.

Darakin is ranked 178th in the South Pacific and 8,738th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 35 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 20 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Darakin was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Darakin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Darakin was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Darakin was endorsed by The Kingdom of Naples and Sicily.
  • 6 days ago: Darakin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 1%).
  • 7 days ago: Darakin was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Helfin.
  • 7 days ago: Darakin was endorsed by The Kingdom of Haldilwe.
  • 13 days ago: Darakin changed its national demonym to "Darakini", its demonym adjective to "Darakini", and its demonym plural to "Darakini".
  • 18 days ago: Darakin was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Lanndau.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Darakin, citizens select which government department gets their income tax shmingels each year.

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