The Aeonian Citadel of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story
Ashton Q Westchester III
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 22.537 billion Darakini love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Industry and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Darakini economy, worth 108 trillion shmingels a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,829 shmingels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, punitive tariffs protect local industry, Ashton Q Westchester III panders to nontraditional families, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darakin is ranked 12th in the South Pacific and 568th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 1,480 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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