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The Holy Aeonian Citadel of Darakin

“Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the South Pacific

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The Holy Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with an even hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 19.765 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 89%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, eminent domain has been abolished, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the shmingel.

Darakin is ranked 4,547th in the South Pacific and 121,015th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -11 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Darakin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend 1 Infinite Loop".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Darakin, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Darakin, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 12 days ago: Darakin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate South Pacific"".
  • 14 days ago: Darakin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 14 days ago: Darakin was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Darakin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Anime Daisuki".
  • 17 days ago: Darakin endorsed The Elite Strike Force of The Sanghelios Legion.
  • 19 days ago: Darakin was endorsed by The Elite Strike Force of The Sanghelios Legion.
  • 22 days ago: Darakin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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