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The Holy Aeonian Citadel of Darakin

“Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: the South Pacific

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The Holy Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with an even hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate population of 17.937 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 86%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Darakin Citadel Times is sold out, Darakin's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the shmingel.

Darakin is ranked 21st in the South Pacific and 971st in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 1,063 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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