The Aeonian Citadel of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story
Ashton Q Westchester III
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The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 23.677 billion Darakini love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Industry and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Darakini economy, worth 118 trillion shmingels a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 5,008 shmingels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darakin is ranked 4,858th in the South Pacific and 104,522nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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