Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310th Most Influential: 573rd Most Stationary: 682nd
The Aeonian Citadel of
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Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story
Ashton Q Westchester III
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The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 24.513 billion Darakini enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Industry and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 3.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Darakini economy, worth 72.7 trillion shmingels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 2,965 shmingels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, many aides in Ashton Q Westchester III's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Darakini grocery store, and every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darakin is ranked 93,720th in the world and 2,085th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 115 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310thMost Influential: 573rdMost Stationary: 682ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 914thNicest Citizens: 1,216thTop
Largest Populations: 1,583rdMost Pacifist: 2,001stBest Weather: 2,386thMost Devout: 2,680thSafest: 3,618thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,630thHealthiest Citizens: 5,312thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,619thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,048thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,730thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,225thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,230thLowest Crime Rates: 15,010th
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 42nd in the regionMost Devout: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 52nd in the regionTop
Safest: 72nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 94th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 107th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 110th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 114th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 152nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 191st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 323rd in the regionMost Cultured: 393rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 468th in the regionMost Politically Free: 485th in the region

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