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The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin

“Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the South Pacific

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The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 21.053 billion Darakini are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Education and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, birth rates have hit an all-time low, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Darakin to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the shmingel.

Darakin is ranked 68th in the South Pacific and 4,656th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 210 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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