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The Holy Aeonian Citadel of Darakin

“Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the South Pacific

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The Holy Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.901 billion, 2.867 billion of whom are zombies, Darakini are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the shmingel.

Darakin is ranked 4,009th in the South Pacific and 113,934th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -23 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Darakin is currently considering its options.

People: 18,033,952,722

Zombies: 2,867,228,661

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Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

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