Most World Assembly Endorsements: 286th Most Influential: 545th Most Stationary: 678th
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The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 24.717 billion Darakini enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Industry and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Darakini economy, worth 73.6 trillion shmingels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 2,978 shmingels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Darakini grocery store, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and tourists visit Darakin to mass-moon Darakini politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darakin is ranked 77,537th in the world and 3,114th in the South Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 15.03 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 286thMost Influential: 545thMost Stationary: 678thMost Compassionate Citizens: 945thNicest Citizens: 1,247thLargest Populations: 1,576thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,073rdBest Weather: 2,474thMost Devout: 2,726thSafest: 3,573rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,320thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,685thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,773rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,959thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,646thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,361stTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 12,319thLowest Crime Rates: 14,891stMost Politically Free: 15,309thMost Cultured: 15,507th
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 45th in the regionMost Pacifist: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 54th in the regionSafest: 80th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 112th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 121st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 122nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 202nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 329th in the regionMost Cultured: 376th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 431st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 630th in the regionMost Politically Free: 639th in the region

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