The Aeonian Citadel of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 22.128 billion Darakini love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Industry and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Darakini economy, worth 106 trillion shmingels a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,817 shmingels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, and people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darakin is ranked 3,538th in the South Pacific and 72,735th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 67 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Darakin, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 19 hours ago: Darakin voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Darakin fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Darakin, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Darakin, the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Darakin, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Darakin, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Darakin, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Darakin, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • 14 days ago: Darakin endorsed The Democratic Republic of Kquostaie.

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