Most World Assembly Endorsements: 469th Most Influential: 647th Most Stationary: 650th
The Aeonian Citadel of
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The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 25.239 billion Darakini love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Industry and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 3.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Darakini economy, worth 76.2 trillion shmingels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,018 shmingels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visit Darakin to mass-moon Darakini politicians, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darakin is ranked 35,630th in the world and 1,864th in the South Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 75.39 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 469thMost Influential: 647thMost Stationary: 650thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,029thNicest Citizens: 1,332ndLargest Populations: 1,536thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,170thBest Weather: 2,631stMost Devout: 2,679thSafest: 3,679thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,374thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,917thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,037thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,094thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,218thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,715thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 12,641stLowest Crime Rates: 14,882ndMost Cultured: 14,898thMost Politically Free: 16,917th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 63rd in the regionSafest: 91st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 94th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 127th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 128th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 135th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 210th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 342nd in the regionMost Cultured: 347th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 518th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 658th in the regionMost Politically Free: 830th in the region

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