The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.552 billion Zaveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth an astonishing 16,196 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 497,568 Zavean Standard Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zavea is ranked 333,148^th in the world and 2,444^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.35 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.