The Europeian Socialist Republic of Prov is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emmanuel Jean-Michel Frédéric Macron with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.29 billion Provian Frenches are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosibirsk. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Provian economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 202,564 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prov's national animal is the Royal Bengal Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Catholicism.

Prov is ranked 2,738^th in the world and 39^th in Europeia for Healthiest Citizens, with 25.88 bananas ingested per day.