The Tired Nation of Pasybfic is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.081 billion Pasybficians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Pasybfician economy, worth 453 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,896 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pasybfic's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pasybfic is ranked 36,726^th in the world and 254^th in the Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 314.21 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.