The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.782 billion Momstononistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Macroplex of Momstononistan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Momstononistanian economy, worth an astonishing 15,686 trillion Preciouses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 659,604 Preciouses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,989,830 per year while the poor average 48,786, a ratio of 81.8 to 1.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the giant 80-storey carving of Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Momstononistan's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not available.

Momstononistan is ranked 8,607^th in the world and 66^th in the Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 766 trillion Standard Monetary Units.