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Most Secular: 22ndFattest Citizens: 57thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 64th
The Rogue Nation of
Corporate Police State
Better to overreact, than to regret it later.
Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Momstononistan

Population17.066 billion

CapitalThe Macroplex of Momstononistan
LeaderMost Supreme Magnificent Ruler
Faithnot available

CurrencyPrecious
AnimalDragon

The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.066 billion Momstononistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Macroplex of Momstononistan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Momstononistanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,655 trillion Preciouses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 565,790 Preciouses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,395,658 per year while the poor average 86,322, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

Student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, rumor has it that Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler has won three lotteries in a row, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Momstononistan's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is not available.

Momstononistan is ranked 4,612th in the world and 118th in the Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 218.27 Bank.

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Most Secular: 22ndFattest Citizens: 57thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 64thHighest Disposable Incomes: 69thMost Corrupt Governments: 73rdMost Avoided: 88thLargest Insurance Industry: 104thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 112thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 143rdLargest Mining Sector: 149thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 176thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 180thHighest Average Incomes: 199thMost Patriotic: 199thLargest Retail Industry: 206thLargest Gambling Industry: 207thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 215thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 271stMost Armed: 274thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 286thMost Efficient Economies: 313thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 315thLargest Agricultural Sector: 322ndRudest Citizens: 417thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 485thMost Scientifically Advanced: 518thHighest Economic Output: 611thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 711thHighest Crime Rates: 732ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 745thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,126thLargest Governments: 1,245thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,478thSmartest Citizens: 1,491stTop
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Most Stationary: 4,165thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,612thLargest Black Market: 5,418thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,948thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,085thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,192ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,552ndMost Influential: 11,845thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,627thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,517thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,020th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Populations: 77th in the regionLargest Black Market: 82nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 118th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 128th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 148th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 174th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 407th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 416th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 546th in the regionMost Developed: 724th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, rumor has it that Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, concussed Dragonball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.

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