The Federal Alliance of Morganham is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a mysterious figure with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 46.415 billion Morganites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morganham City. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morganese economy, worth an astonishing 14,735 trillion eggs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 317,475 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police ransack more houses than criminals do, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays, the government byline is that a media campaign a day keeps international criticism at bay, and when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morganham's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is never mentioned in polite company.

Morganham is ranked 333,004^th in the world and 3,482^nd in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 11.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.