The Imminent One of Pasybfic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The democratic, devout population of 5.941 billion Pasybficians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pasybfician economy, worth 219 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,934 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and Pater Maxxmas is said to deliver self-judgment rather than silver jewellery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pasybfic's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pasybfic is ranked 3,133^rd in the world and 36^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 151.24 on the Scary Big Number Scale.