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Most Inclusive: 170thMost Cheerful Citizens: 215thHighest Food Quality: 215th
The United States of
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For God, For Glory, For Liberty, For The People
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.238 billion

LeaderPresident Pomawari Sihui Michi
FaithRoman Catholicism


The United States of HUElavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Pomawari Sihui Michi with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.238 billion HUElavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth a remarkable 4,405 trillion Hueks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 332,801 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime is totally unknown. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 1,059th in the world and 38th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 95.29 years.

Most Inclusive: 170thMost Cheerful Citizens: 215thHighest Food Quality: 215thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 232ndMost Cultured: 251stMost Rebellious Youth: 329thRudest Citizens: 358thNicest Citizens: 384thLargest Publishing Industry: 464thMost Compassionate Citizens: 549thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 593rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 637thSmartest Citizens: 701stMost Efficient Economies: 814thHealthiest Citizens: 860thLargest Information Technology Sector: 894thMost Developed: 914thMost Pacifist: 935thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,059thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,091stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,129thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,171stMost Devout: 1,214thHighest Average Incomes: 1,544thMost Influential: 1,694thLargest Governments: 1,817thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,893rdTop
Best Weather: 2,169thHighest Economic Output: 2,679thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,377thLargest Retail Industry: 3,590thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,249thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,402ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,607thSafest: 4,881stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,896thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,120thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,562ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,611thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,914thNudest: 9,595thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,886thMost Politically Free: 15,306thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,039thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,702ndMost Stationary: 20,951st
Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionBest Weather: 73rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 105th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 124th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 128th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 139th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 151st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 153rd in the regionSafest: 160th in the regionMost Influential: 180th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 198th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 198th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 201st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 204th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 208th in the regionNudest: 216th in the regionLargest Populations: 243rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 304th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 410th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 500th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : HUElavia was endorsed by The Confederacy of Auktopia.
  • : HUElavia was endorsed by The Empire of Milkyway Republic.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 174 » Erinor, Beepee, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Tsunamy, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Rebel-topia, Moreana, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Aidenfieeld, Aumeltopia, Cuuldere, Potion Seller, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Direwolf1, Kandorith, Sedunn, Xandev, Auphelia, Farengeto, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, North Catimestistrianes, Drugged Monkeys, Changolandia, USNE2018, Amerion, PenguinPies, Dasko, Aurcania, Maeiland, New Briantown, Jehenna, Qvait, Mapico, Tsvetania, Nowa Europa, Drystar, Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, The naked people, Bear Connors Paradiso, Crystal Creation, Unielvan Millorvium, Bleakfoot, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Techganet, North Kanuckistan, and 124 others.Fasire, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Holy Free, Anserisa, Soem, Ralphburg, Sajnur, Vardanfel, The Worst army of, Marinho Islands, Zaelith, Dis7Nation, Shefino, Gonrati, Laamiva, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Corgitopiaa, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Royaltica, The Drakan Republic, Markla, Myness, Midand, Concrete Slab, Bohenia, Tepertopia, Phanama, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Bartonia Nova, South Caleblan, Purple Hyacinth, Brunier, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Belschaft, Apartment 11F, Yellunstryer, Doundaly, Berlana, Los Rodeos, Martzian, Wakandan Tribes, Treir, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Ceutalia, Truskawkoland, Euro Pacifica, Holota, Qawe, Yeses, Seythennia, Farelonia, Doge Land, Unojo, Pencil Sharpeners 2, LadyRebels, Proctethia, Enplatia, NIGHTRAY, Not Austria, Eternal Memedom, Westenhald, Noimosini, Fission, The United Australian States, Freavia, Ipugao, Arizona2, New Qafedemar, Kaoia, Abarri, JavaSiege, Rhetiaa, Ragabania, Kaleidescooptopia, Kiani, Beblahbleblo, Eastern Mekong, Paganan, New Sanet, Green Sofia, Tackastan, Solanosco, The Founding Citadel, Danily, Andinla, Esfalsa, Indolos, Vicken, Nyxonia, Bizzie, The Kies, Linguiniland, Anatasha, Great Marsinia, United States of Belvaria, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, New Plant, Drew Durrnil, Shuckle Empire, Skaladoria, Tyflugian, Saciu, Murelia, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Trellania, Augusta Tarsatica, Wildweststan, Bjria, Yaravia, Eskvenn, Snabahavia, Beausoleil, Percysland, Taigama, Federated Republic of New England, Witchcraft and Sorcery, Shallow Creek, Eastern Panem ii, Flumenvallis, Flaklidard, Milkyway Republic, and Auktopia.

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