The United States of HUElavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Pomawari Sihui Michi with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.238 billion HUElavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth a remarkable 4,405 trillion Hueks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 332,801 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime is totally unknown. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 1,059^th in the world and 38^th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 95.29 years.