The United States of HUElavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Rodrigo Freitas-Matos with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.955 billion HUElavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,506 trillion Hueks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 320,041 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime is totally unknown. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 4,767^th in the world and 177^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.16 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.