The United States of HUElavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Pomawari Sihui Michi with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.369 billion HUElavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,916 trillion Hueks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 316,672 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 5,242^nd in the world and 158^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,163.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.