The United States of HUElavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Rodrigo Freitas-Matos with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.967 billion HUElavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,511 trillion Hueks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 320,178 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime is totally unknown. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 27,553^rd in the world and 556^th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 557.39410160088 Days.