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Most Cheerful Citizens: 129thMost Cultured: 167thHighest Food Quality: 187th
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Population19.35 billion

LeaderPresident Rafael Amorim dos Santos
FaithRoman Catholicism


The United States of HUElavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Rafael Amorim dos Santos with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.35 billion HUElavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth a remarkable 8,303 trillion Hueks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 429,136 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax Hueks each year, money grows on trees, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime is totally unknown. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 2,508th in the world and 50th in the Pacific for Best Weather, with 478 meters of sunlight.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 129thMost Cultured: 167thHighest Food Quality: 187thMost Rebellious Youth: 236thRudest Citizens: 242ndMost Efficient Economies: 266thMost Inclusive: 293rdLargest Publishing Industry: 349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 419thSmartest Citizens: 428thNicest Citizens: 530thMost Devout: 553rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 646thHighest Poor Incomes: 832ndHighest Average Incomes: 852ndMost Developed: 874thHealthiest Citizens: 907thLargest Information Technology Sector: 907thLongest Average Lifespans: 927thLargest Retail Industry: 927thMost Pacifist: 982ndLargest Governments: 992ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,128thHighest Economic Output: 1,316thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,601stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,721stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,748thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,305thBest Weather: 2,508thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,773rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,882ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,706thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,790thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,820thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,073rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,122ndSafest: 4,613thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,723rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,950thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,454thLowest Crime Rates: 12,127thMost Influential: 12,776thTop
Largest Populations: 17,935thMost Patriotic: 19,483rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,469th
Highest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 41st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 75th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 79th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionSafest: 118th in the regionMost Politically Free: 179th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 248th in the regionMost Patriotic: 253rd in the regionNudest: 330th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 373rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Hueks each year.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, much of HUElavia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » East Durthang, Jar Wattinree, Therrance, Wrangleria, Jazzia, Lordeh, and Marinas Island.