The United States of HUElavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Saul Carpentier with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.007 billion HUElavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth a remarkable 5,627 trillion Hueks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 374,967 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nose plugs are the latest HUElavian fashion accessory, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBH Governor goes house hunting, and an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time. Crime is totally unknown. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 171,453^rd in the world and 6,746^th in the Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.56 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.