The Federal Republic of Solismosion is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Soliro with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.688 billion Solismosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solibria. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Solismosian economy, worth 242 trillion solis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,784 solis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, birth rates have hit an all-time low, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and planespotters are emigrating in droves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solismosion's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Solismosion is ranked 74,743^rd in the world and 1,163^rd in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.34 law-abiding acts per hour.