Population | 8.003 billion |
Leader | Corporations |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Kilogram of Iron |
Animal | Rotifer |
The City-State of Rho Ophiuchi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Corporations with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 8.003 billion Rho Ophiuchians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Rho Ophiuchian economy, worth a remarkable 3,997 trillion Kilograms of Iron a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 499,549 Kilograms of Iron, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,593,531 per year while the poor average 22,367, a ratio of 160 to 1.
The state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Rho Ophiuchi's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rho Ophiuchi's national animal is the Rotifer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Rho Ophiuchi is ranked 2,270th in the world and 56th in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 246 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rho Ophiuchi, refugees from other nations are flocking to Rho Ophiuchi's border.
- : Following new legislation in Rho Ophiuchi, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
- : Following new legislation in Rho Ophiuchi, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Rho Ophiuchi lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Rho Ophiuchi, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime.
- : Following new legislation in Rho Ophiuchi, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
- : Following new legislation in Rho Ophiuchi, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Corporations.
- : Rho Ophiuchi lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Rho Ophiuchi, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
- : Following new legislation in Rho Ophiuchi, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them.