The Republic of Comberia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Matteo Germanicus with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 7.366 billion Romans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Comberian economy, worth a remarkable 1,823 trillion The Laborans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 247,531 The Laborans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

President Matteo Germanicus's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and brain-freeze has taken on a new meaning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Comberia's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheistic.

Comberia is ranked 105,230^th in the world and 898^th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,132.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.