The Republic of Legonica is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 19.048 billion Legonicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Legonican economy, worth a remarkable 7,252 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 380,751 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown. Legonica's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Legonica is ranked 313,147^th in the world and 3,467^th in the Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 5.85 cheeks turned per day.