The National Dictatorship of The Bolivian Socialist Falange is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Director Supremo René Barrientos Ortuño with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.365 billion Bolivians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Paz. The average income tax rate is 59.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bolivian economy, worth a remarkable 2,280 trillion Bolivianoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 184,431 Bolivianoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

New drivers are driving the nation into a budget hole, bris parties are all the rage, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to The Bolivian Socialist Falange, and there's nothing more Bolivian than revanchism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bolivian Socialist Falange's national animal is the Llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Bolivian Socialist Falange is ranked 2,993^rd in the world and 9^th in Fifth Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 37.03 Obesity Rate.