The Rogue Nation of Saint Lucian Frostland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Peter van Wyck with an iron fist, and renowned for its burgeoning arctic fox population. The cynical population of 1.474 billion Frostlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Frostlandic economy, worth 57.4 trillion frostens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,933 frostens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fruit pickers with degrees in arctic fox psychology are a common sight, teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years, Peter van Wyck has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and Peter van Wyck is the self-declared God of all Saint Lucian Frostland. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Lucian Frostland's national animal is the arctic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Lucian Frostland is ranked 252,184^th in the world and 167^th in Fifth Empire for Most Patriotic, with 5.81 flags saluted per person per day.