by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 724thMost Influential: 1,136thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,481st
The Stratocratic Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Porotia protects it's own.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population4.423 billion

LeaderNenad Stosic

AnimalPorotian Spikeball

The Stratocratic Republic of Porotia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Nenad Stosic with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.423 billion Porotians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telograv. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Porotian economy, worth 543 trillion Poroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,979 Poroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porotia's national animal is the Porotian Spikeball, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Porotia is ranked 2,481st in the world and 248th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 314 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 724thMost Influential: 1,136thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,481stMost Armed: 5,203rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,248thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,070thLowest Crime Rates: 10,517thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,324thMost Developed: 12,011thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,389thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,542ndSafest: 12,611thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,000thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,339thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,411thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,069thLargest Governments: 14,454thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,590thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,532ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,640thBest Weather: 16,590thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,040thMost Cultured: 17,185thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,859thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,892ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,081stSmartest Citizens: 21,646thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,647thHighest Average Incomes: 22,303rdMost Devout: 23,551st
Most Armed: 184th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 385th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 394th in the regionMost Influential: 440th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 495th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 540th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 545th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 573rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 656th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 657th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 662nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 702nd in the regionMost Developed: 704th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 715th in the regionSafest: 723rd in the regionLargest Governments: 727th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 743rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 804th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 810th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 826th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 850th in the regionMost Cultured: 881st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 894th in the regionBest Weather: 921st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Porotia was endorsed by The Evil Lady of Nimarya.
  • : Porotia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
  • : Porotia was endorsed by The BETTER THAN U AND U KNOW IT of ROM.
  • : Porotia changed its national animal to "Porotian Spikeball".
  • : Following new legislation in Porotia, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Porotia, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.
  • : Following new legislation in Porotia, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
  • : Following new legislation in Porotia, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Following new legislation in Porotia, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
  • : Porotia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 234 » Brucklania, Kragsgale, Zzozona, Xipher, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Omnistria, Prydania, Great Bights Mum, Ethnon, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Dabarastan, Amerian States, Corfad, Sil Dorsett, Xyrron, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Siwale, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, El Fiji Grande, Simone Republic, WeKnow, Chukstik Illahi, Sikol, The Bureaucratic Territories, SORT, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Walter Jackson, Dreadton, Interdimensional Zone, Newpromisedland, Seanat, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Yokciq Empire, Moubarakistan, North Bratislava, Daiz, Holy Oranz, 1 very fast endotarter, Zeternia, Illusia and Neverendia, Pokemanland, Clan Spaniel, and 184 others.Solskjar, Napnomadia, Ravendi, New Lakemba, Libertania Democratica, Highton Islands, Heilhum Imperius, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Orado, Vincone Cae, Frances Francis the First of France, Sundred, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, Runeda, The Iron Lions, Xagill, McMasterdonia, Harjad, Eywaan, Aerilia, Kranostav, Cretox State, Dangine, Morover, Unsophisticate, Pallaith, Shadowrik, Chips and Guac, Valentine Z, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Lulubellia, Pleroma Sans Romans, North Unity, The Endless Eventide, Outer Shenendoah, Azzarel, Liminyj, Hardscrabble, Merconitonitopia, Vexilia, Marmiedon, Fascist Democracy, Aetulia, Dicko, Gendirt, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Sinclarian Provinces, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Ice and Tinian, Yukti, Draconian Progression, Esplandia, Wilkshire, Karazan, Madjack, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Seenvorland, Venicea, Pytong, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Caladann, United Kahndaq, Advancia-Sizzletown, Testnation223, Neo Cheese Empire, Necromonia, DIMAnism, Karakalpak Republic, Soviet Terran, The Austro Germanic Union, David Davidson, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, BrightFutures, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, Potatolandium, Imperial Pieserged, The Pantheons, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Laurendon, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Strongwill, Ellbonnia, Nodnarb, Hewani, Climeria, East Akra, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Yellops, Port Naga, Nuronte, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Xentherida, His Enduring Majesty, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Moneyflows, Star Kingdom, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Zokk, Brsil, Democratie, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Freyford, Valgarda, Francois Isidore, Solcius, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Svenskan, Wapistan, Trumpski, Landfinia, Lol2639, Kromi, Travislavania, Siforpeo, Super Girl, Galaician Empire, TyGerria, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Mon Island, Tyirza, Kitzgos, Yemet, Centrialand, ForestMythal, Defense For The World Assembly, Tsandonown, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Enfindania, Canineia, Drash Mannistan, Theriyon Empire, Anungu, Jovian Knights, Folenz, Tringapore, Trooporia, Boston Castle, Fendlium, Perikuresu, Kastonvia, Navorden, Sopernia, Bearical, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Apollo Park, The Calabash Protectorate, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, ROM, Tibus Heth, and Nimarya.

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