The Stratocratic Republic of Porotia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nenad Stosic with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.899 billion Porotians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telograv. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Porotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,085 trillion Poroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,363 Poroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Nenad Stosic wears an armoured gauntlet, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porotia's national animal is the Porotian Spikeball, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Porotia is ranked 18,448^th in the world and 28^th in Fifth Empire for Highest Poor Incomes, with 96,207.52 Standard Monetary Units.