by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 805thMost Influential: 1,469thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,904th
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Porotia protects it's own.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.879 billion

LeaderNenad Stosic

AnimalPorotian Wood Mouse

The Federal Republic of Porotia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nenad Stosic with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.879 billion Porotians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telograv. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Porotian economy, worth 471 trillion Poroes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 121,634 Poroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porotia's national animal is the Porotian Wood Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Porotia is ranked 22,258th in the world and 1,157th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,223.46 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 805thMost Influential: 1,469thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,904thMost Armed: 4,907thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,772ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,503rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,719thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,793rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,923rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,233rdMost Developed: 12,490thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,711thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,862ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,515thMost Efficient Economies: 14,927thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,615thLargest Governments: 15,698thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,780thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,907thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,004thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,841stSafest: 17,774thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,298thBest Weather: 18,309thMost Cultured: 20,010thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,657thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,258thHighest Average Incomes: 23,174th
Most Armed: 172nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 310th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 432nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 435th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 550th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 586th in the regionMost Influential: 599th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 599th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 672nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 693rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 706th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 714th in the regionMost Developed: 722nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 723rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 783rd in the regionLargest Governments: 786th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 789th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 789th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 789th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 791st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 801st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 861st in the regionSafest: 954th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Porotia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Porotia, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Porotia, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Porotia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Landfinia.
  • : Following new legislation in Porotia, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Porotia, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Porotia, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.
  • : Porotia endorsed The Democratic Republic of Bharathvarsh.
  • : Porotia endorsed The Oppressed Peoples of Trumpski.
  • : Porotia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 212 » Brucklania, Kragsgale, Zzozona, Xipher, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Omnistria, Prydania, Great Bights Mum, Andexia, Ethnon, Hamerica, Principia Mathematica, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Dabarastan, Amerian States, Corfad, Sil Dorsett, Xyrron, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Siwale, Kocherian, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Fauzjhia, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, El Fiji Grande, Simone Republic, WeKnow, Chukstik Illahi, Sikol, The Bureaucratic Territories, SORT, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Walter Jackson, Dreadton, Interdimensional Zone, Maclare, Newpromisedland, Seanat, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Yokciq Empire, Moubarakistan, North Bratislava, Daiz, Holy Oranz, and 162 others.1 very fast endotarter, Zeternia, Illusia and Neverendia, Pokemanland, Clan Spaniel, Solskjar, U S Eh, Napnomadia, Ravendi, New Lakemba, Libertania Democratica, Highton Islands, Heilhum Imperius, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Orado, Vincone Cae, Frances Francis the First of France, Sundred, Malta Comino Gozo, Valhalla123, Votak Matim, Runeda, The Iron Lions, Xagill, McMasterdonia, Harjad, Eywaan, Aerilia, Kranostav, Cretox State, Dangine, Morover, Unsophisticate, Pallaith, Shadowrik, Chips and Guac, Valentine Z, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Pleroma Sans Romans, North Unity, The Endless Eventide, Outer Shenendoah, Azzarel, Liminyj, Magna Banitia, Navsland, Jestings, Hardscrabble, Merconitonitopia, Vexilia, Marmiedon, Fascist Democracy, Aetulia, Dicko, Gendirt, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Sinclarian Provinces, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Loli County, Republica Guilleana, Cereskia, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Sopernia, Ice and Tinian, Yukti, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Esplandia, Wilkshire, Karazan, Madjack, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, Cosamaloapan, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Seenvorland, Venicea, Religioncord, Pytong, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Maratabat, Caladann, United Kahndaq, Advancia-Sizzletown, Testnation223, Western Aurtoplethurd, Neo Cheese Empire, Necromonia, Citrus Rutaceae, DIMAnism, Karakalpak Republic, Soviet Terran, Dopeland420, The Austro Germanic Union, David Davidson, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, BrightFutures, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, Potatolandium, Imperial Pieserged, The Pantheons, Logovets, Sevinland, Kastonvia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Laurendon, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Strongwill, Ellbonnia, Nodnarb, Hewani, Climeria, East Akra, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Yellops, Port Naga, Nuronte, Colfes, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Xentherida, His Enduring Majesty, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Moneyflows, Star Kingdom, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Homosexuos, Zokk, Brsil, Minuda, Democratie, Barabolia, The Cascadian Bioregion, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Freyford, Valgarda, Francois Isidore, Solcius, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Svenskan, Wapistan, Trumpski, and Landfinia.

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