
| Population | 16.373 billion |
| Capital | Seiko |
| Leader | Venator Kad |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Kadia |
| Animal | Catgirl |
The Militarized Police Empire of NeoKad is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Venator Kad with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.373 billion NeoKadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seiko. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient NeoKadian economy, worth a remarkable 4,820 trillion Kadias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 294,425 Kadias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of NeoKad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NeoKad's national animal is the Catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
NeoKad is ranked 1,187th in the world and 13th in Fifth Empire for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 86,575.31 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
Endorsements Received: 19 »
Drachen,
Imperium Corporativum Romanum,
Knights of LUSITANIA,
The Iron Stars,
New Fildea,
Thorstonia,
Chastonia,
T0rtvga,
Crumpetopia,
Malotihuacan,
Genocidal,
Cartiga,
Milkzorzistan,
Tasman Empire,
Hymperia,
Vorstadt,
The Bolivian Socialist Falange,
Far Andainarics, and
Neu Arbuckle.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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NeoKad was endorsed by
The Armed Republic of Neu Arbuckle.
- : Following new legislation in
NeoKad, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of NeoKad.
- : Following new legislation in
NeoKad, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in
NeoKad, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
- : Following new legislation in
NeoKad, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
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NeoKad endorsed
The Kingdom of Far Andainarics.
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NeoKad endorsed
The National Dictatorship of The Bolivian Socialist Falange.
- : Following new legislation in
NeoKad, foreign governments regularly accuse the NeoKadian military of war crimes.
- : Following new legislation in
NeoKad, drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime.
- : Following new legislation in
NeoKad, the church encourages double-dipping.



































































