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Most Devout: 421stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 677thLowest Crime Rates: 804th
The Militarized Police Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Submit, Obey, and Prosper for the Empire and for God!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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NeoKad

Population16.373 billion

CapitalSeiko
LeaderVenator Kad
FaithChristianity

CurrencyKadia
AnimalCatgirl

The Militarized Police Empire of NeoKad is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Venator Kad with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.373 billion NeoKadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seiko. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient NeoKadian economy, worth a remarkable 4,820 trillion Kadias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 294,425 Kadias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of NeoKad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NeoKad's national animal is the Catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

NeoKad is ranked 1,187th in the world and 13th in Fifth Empire for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 86,575.31 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Most Devout: 421stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 677thLowest Crime Rates: 804thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 817thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,187thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,869thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,870thLargest Governments: 1,959thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,084thMost Patriotic: 2,385thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,551stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,421stHighest Average Incomes: 3,430thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,555thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,053rdMost Conservative: 4,090thHealthiest Citizens: 4,580thHighest Economic Output: 4,772ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,971stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,127thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,136thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,195thLargest Black Market: 5,581stMost Efficient Economies: 6,016thSmartest Citizens: 6,477thLargest Mining Sector: 7,395thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,413thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,513thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,335thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,874thTop
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Most Developed: 21,089thLargest Populations: 25,088thMost Extreme: 27,302nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NeoKad was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Neu Arbuckle.
  • : Following new legislation in NeoKad, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of NeoKad.
  • : Following new legislation in NeoKad, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in NeoKad, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in NeoKad, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : NeoKad endorsed The Kingdom of Far Andainarics.
  • : NeoKad endorsed The National Dictatorship of The Bolivian Socialist Falange.
  • : Following new legislation in NeoKad, foreign governments regularly accuse the NeoKadian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in NeoKad, drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime.
  • : Following new legislation in NeoKad, the church encourages double-dipping.

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