Population | 28.784 billion |
Capital | Jenera |
Leader | Hegemon Arcilius Merello |
Faith | Humanism |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Eagle |
The Prime Hegemony of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hegemon Arcilius Merello with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.784 billion Primes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenera. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth an astonishing 12,364 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 429,577 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Prime websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, vacationing Primes expect to be treated as royalty, and twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Humanism.
Kelvaros Prime is ranked 298,106th in the world and 10th in Hegemony for Most Cultured, scoring 45 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kelvaros Prime's influence in Hegemony fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : Kelvaros Prime rejected a request from True Waskaria for an embassy with Hegemony.
- : Kelvaros Prime password-protected Hegemony.
- : Kelvaros Prime ejected The Protectorate of Nighthia from Hegemony.
- : Kelvaros Prime relocated from Declansburg to Hegemony.
- : Kelvaros Prime removed Executive authority from the WA Delegate in Hegemony.
- : Kelvaros Prime relocated from Hegemony to Declansburg.
- : Kelvaros Prime's influence in Hegemony rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : Kelvaros Prime was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Kelvaros Prime was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.