by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 128th Most Efficient Economies: 154th Most Influential: 229th
The Aligned Systems Authority of
Father Knows Best State
Unity, Understanding, Transcendence.
the Prime Executor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kelvaros Prime

Population16.564 billion

Leaderthe Prime Executor
Faiththe Old Ones


The Aligned Systems Authority of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Prime Executor with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.564 billion Primes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondera. The average income tax rate is 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth a remarkable 5,168 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 312,029 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prime tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, military spending is on the increase, and statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Old Ones.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 10,980th in the world and 426th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,693.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 128thMost Efficient Economies: 154thMost Influential: 229thLargest Black Market: 570thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 616thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 674thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 716thMost Scientifically Advanced: 738thLargest Information Technology Sector: 742ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 918thLargest Mining Sector: 1,111thHighest Economic Output: 1,173rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,224thHighest Average Incomes: 1,230thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,269thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,718thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,916thMost Secular: 2,026thLargest Governments: 2,588thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,769thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,437thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,663rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,938thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,090thRudest Citizens: 4,912thSmartest Citizens: 5,478thFattest Citizens: 5,492ndLargest Populations: 6,490thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,751stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,647thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,953rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,964thHighest Drug Use: 9,380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,064thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,980thMost Stationary: 15,024th
Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionLargest Populations: 69th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionMost Secular: 105th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 110th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 123rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 123rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 157th in the regionFattest Citizens: 202nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 205th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 213th in the regionRudest Citizens: 258th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 278th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 321st in the regionMost Stationary: 359th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 371st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 378th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 411th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 426th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 463rd in the region

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