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Most Efficient Economies: 150th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 192nd Most Influential: 404th
The Aligned Systems Authority of
Capitalist Paradise
Unity, Understanding, Transcendence.
the Prime Executor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kelvaros Prime

Population18.365 billion

Leaderthe Prime Executor
Faiththe Old Ones


The Aligned Systems Authority of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Prime Executor with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.365 billion Primes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth a remarkable 5,674 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 309,001 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

People who have lived their entire lives in Kelvaros Prime are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Old Ones.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 1,119th in the world and 28th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 5,674 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Efficient Economies: 150thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 192ndMost Influential: 404thLargest Black Market: 679thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 765thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 787thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 831stMost Scientifically Advanced: 845thLargest Information Technology Sector: 867thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,091stHighest Economic Output: 1,119thLargest Mining Sector: 1,220thLowest Crime Rates: 1,286thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,395thHighest Average Incomes: 1,404thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,760thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,846thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,462ndLargest Governments: 2,616thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,754thRudest Citizens: 3,410thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,610thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,585thFattest Citizens: 4,788thSmartest Citizens: 5,095thLargest Populations: 6,000thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,835thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,015thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,089thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,109thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,936thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,054thHighest Drug Use: 9,946thMost Stationary: 10,922ndLargest Gambling Industry: 12,445thMost Secular: 12,829th
Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionLargest Populations: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 68th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Governments: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 136th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 153rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 162nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 164th in the regionFattest Citizens: 168th in the regionRudest Citizens: 201st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 258th in the regionMost Stationary: 259th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 279th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 311th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 320th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 367th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 415th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 437th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 456th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 501st in the regionMost Secular: 692nd in the region

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