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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 228thMost Influential: 426thLargest Black Market: 485th
The Aligned Systems Authority of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity, Understanding, Transcendence.
the Prime Executor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Kelvaros Prime

Population21.126 billion

Leaderthe Prime Executor
Faiththe Old Ones


The Aligned Systems Authority of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Prime Executor with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.126 billion Primes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondera. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth a remarkable 7,341 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 347,490 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, and a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Old Ones.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 20,129th in the world and 1,069th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,375.06 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 228thMost Influential: 426thLargest Black Market: 485thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 726thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 736thLargest Information Technology Sector: 740thHighest Economic Output: 872ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 961stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 969thLargest Mining Sector: 1,135thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,146thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,155thHighest Average Incomes: 1,227thLowest Crime Rates: 1,331stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,625thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,670thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,696thTop
Largest Governments: 2,555thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,781stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,596thRudest Citizens: 4,031stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,043rdMost Developed: 4,176thSmartest Citizens: 4,809thMost Efficient Economies: 4,830thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,720thLargest Populations: 5,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,026thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,152ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,930thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,280thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,038thFattest Citizens: 8,992ndMost Stationary: 9,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,353rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,833rdTop
Most Secular: 14,033rdLargest Gambling Industry: 14,195thHighest Drug Use: 18,294thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,129thLargest Retail Industry: 21,725thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,914th
Largest Black Market: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Populations: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 70th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 127th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 132nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 174th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 181st in the regionMost Stationary: 189th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196th in the regionRudest Citizens: 218th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionMost Developed: 256th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 263rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 264th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 300th in the regionFattest Citizens: 319th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 340th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 353rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 366th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 419th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 442nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 546th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 594th in the regionMost Secular: 758th in the region

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