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Most Efficient Economies: 148th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 169th Most Influential: 329th
The Aligned Systems Authority of
Father Knows Best State
Unity, Understanding, Transcendence.
the Prime Executor
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kelvaros Prime

Population17.454 billion

CapitalOndera
Leaderthe Prime Executor
Faiththe Old Ones

CurrencyCredit
AnimalEagle

The Aligned Systems Authority of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Prime Executor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.454 billion Primes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondera. The average income tax rate is 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth a remarkable 5,397 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 309,246 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth, the fate of the world literally rests on the Prime Executor's fingers, and people who have lived their entire lives in Kelvaros Prime are shocked to discover that they are not citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Old Ones.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 152,822nd in the world and 7,930th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 58 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Efficient Economies: 148thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 169thMost Influential: 329thLargest Black Market: 648thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 676thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 732ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 770thLargest Information Technology Sector: 791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 799thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,031stHighest Economic Output: 1,151stLargest Mining Sector: 1,229thLowest Crime Rates: 1,230thHighest Average Incomes: 1,360thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,363rdTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,862ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,029thLargest Governments: 2,577thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,860thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,352ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,674thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,368thRudest Citizens: 4,384thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,434thSmartest Citizens: 5,166thFattest Citizens: 5,187thLargest Populations: 6,343rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,080thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,250thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,419thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,776thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,324thHighest Drug Use: 9,377thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,268thMost Secular: 12,397thMost Stationary: 13,339th
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Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 63rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionLargest Populations: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 102nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 122nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 139th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 150th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 161st in the regionFattest Citizens: 165th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 224th in the regionRudest Citizens: 242nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 280th in the regionMost Stationary: 295th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 319th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 329th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 426th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 457th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 472nd in the regionMost Secular: 660th in the region

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