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Largest Black Market: 260thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 454thHighest Economic Output: 492nd
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Kelvaros Prime

Population29.266 billion

LeaderHegemon Arcilius Merello


The Prime Hegemony of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hegemon Arcilius Merello with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.266 billion Primes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenera. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth an astonishing 12,572 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 429,577 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Prime websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, vacationing Primes expect to be treated as royalty, and twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Humanism.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 278,673rd in the world and 1st in Hegemony for Nicest Citizens, with 0.11 average smiles per day.

Largest Black Market: 260thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 454thHighest Economic Output: 492ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 532ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 588thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 716thMost Scientifically Advanced: 766thHighest Average Incomes: 844thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 878thLargest Insurance Industry: 888thLargest Mining Sector: 1,137thMost Armed: 1,292ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,465thMost Patriotic: 1,548thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,811thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,114thLargest Governments: 2,452ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,487thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,780thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,461stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,841stMost Developed: 3,908thSmartest Citizens: 4,374thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,674thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,826thLargest Populations: 4,999thMost Efficient Economies: 5,693rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,799thRudest Citizens: 5,805thFattest Citizens: 8,664thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,451stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,900thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,555thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,163rdMost Secular: 11,966thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,837thLargest Retail Industry: 15,505thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,529thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,974thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27,424th

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