by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 115th Most Efficient Economies: 153rd Most Influential: 198th
The Aligned Systems Authority of
Father Knows Best State
Unity, Understanding, Transcendence.
the Prime Executor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kelvaros Prime

Population16.192 billion

Leaderthe Prime Executor
Faiththe Old Ones


The Aligned Systems Authority of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Prime Executor with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.192 billion Primes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondera. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth a remarkable 5,053 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 312,094 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Eagles and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Kelvaros Prime, Prime tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Old Ones.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 163,794th in the world and 8,692nd in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 12.21 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 115thMost Efficient Economies: 153rdMost Influential: 198thLargest Black Market: 540thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 603rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 692ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 699thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 703rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 731stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 918thLargest Mining Sector: 1,139thHighest Economic Output: 1,195thHighest Average Incomes: 1,205thLowest Crime Rates: 1,208thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,253rdTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,762ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,959thMost Secular: 2,343rdLargest Governments: 2,598thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,816thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,585thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,953rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,098thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,103rdRudest Citizens: 4,757thSmartest Citizens: 5,466thFattest Citizens: 5,888thLargest Populations: 6,614thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,177thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,081stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,281stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,371stHighest Drug Use: 10,264thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,530thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,090th
Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionLargest Populations: 73rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 124th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 132nd in the regionMost Secular: 136th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 169th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 208th in the regionFattest Citizens: 212th in the regionRudest Citizens: 245th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 250th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 272nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 345th in the regionMost Stationary: 386th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 388th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 449th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 494th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 527th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 855th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 895th in the region

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