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Largest Black Market: 240thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 241stLargest Information Technology Sector: 394th
The Prime Hegemony of
Father Knows Best State
Strength in Unity.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Kelvaros Prime

Population25.943 billion

LeaderHegemon Arcilius Merello


The Prime Hegemony of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hegemon Arcilius Merello with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.943 billion Primes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenera. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth an astonishing 11,116 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 428,509 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

You can't spell society without CIS, visitors to Kelvaros Prime are microchipped and must be escorted by a Prime soldier - even to the bathroom, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Humanism.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 300,927th in the world and 13,112th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 17.93 Whatever.

Largest Black Market: 240thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 241stLargest Information Technology Sector: 394thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 453rdHighest Economic Output: 523rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 556thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 578thMost Patriotic: 649thMost Scientifically Advanced: 669thHighest Average Incomes: 708thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 727thLargest Insurance Industry: 943rdLargest Mining Sector: 964thLowest Crime Rates: 1,158thMost Armed: 1,234thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,387thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,402ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,518thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,813thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,155thLargest Governments: 2,227thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,489thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,448thMost Developed: 3,578thSmartest Citizens: 4,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,495thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,591stLargest Populations: 5,253rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,689thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,164thRudest Citizens: 6,250thFattest Citizens: 6,265thMost Influential: 8,435thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,632ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,576thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,110thLargest Retail Industry: 12,456thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,492ndMost Secular: 12,992ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,001stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,943rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,337th
Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionMost Armed: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 108th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 154th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 191st in the regionMost Developed: 202nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 202nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 222nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 233rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 233rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 245th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 259th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 293rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 301st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 362nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 478th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 483rd in the regionMost Secular: 566th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 570th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 585th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 715th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 813th in the regionMost Influential: 1,284th in the region

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