by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 110th Most Efficient Economies: 157th Most Influential: 175th
The Aligned Systems Authority of
Father Knows Best State
Unity, Understanding, Transcendence.
the Prime Executor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kelvaros Prime

Population15.883 billion

Leaderthe Prime Executor
Faiththe Old Ones


The Aligned Systems Authority of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Prime Executor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.883 billion Primes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ondera. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth a remarkable 4,919 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 309,721 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Eagles and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Old Ones.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 107,296th in the world and 5,331st in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 307.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 110thMost Efficient Economies: 157thMost Influential: 175thLargest Black Market: 564thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 582ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 666thMost Scientifically Advanced: 681stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 724thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 741stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 942ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,191stLargest Mining Sector: 1,208thHighest Average Incomes: 1,248thHighest Economic Output: 1,252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,254thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,849thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,218thMost Secular: 2,254thLargest Governments: 2,625thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,015thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,682ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,105thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,230thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,530thRudest Citizens: 4,591stSmartest Citizens: 5,480thFattest Citizens: 6,152ndLargest Populations: 6,743rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,291stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,292ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,638thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,641stHighest Drug Use: 10,973rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,109thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,489thMost Stationary: 18,419th
Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 102nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 113th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 121st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 122nd in the regionMost Secular: 130th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 205th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 211th in the regionFattest Citizens: 214th in the regionRudest Citizens: 227th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 271st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 282nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 338th in the regionMost Stationary: 407th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 416th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 436th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 446th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 509th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 561st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 903rd in the region

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