The Kingdom of Far Andainarics is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alejandro Paximos with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.318 billion Far Andainaricsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad del Andanair. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Far Andainaricsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 278,775 Reais, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,034,201 per year while the poor average 52,857, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

Nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic Far Andainaricsian surveillance, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, and people are offered free trials to go to trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Andainarics's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Catholicism.

Far Andainarics is ranked 12,281^st in the world and 33^rd in Fifth Empire for Most Cultured, scoring 105 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.