The Theocracy of Owonyaania is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 251 million Owonyaanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Owonyaanian economy, worth 21.5 trillion Meows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 85,606 Meows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owonyaania's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Owonyaania is ranked 89,783^rd in the world and 147^th in Karma for Safest, scoring 88.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.