World Assembly Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 79
Condemn Anthony Delasanta
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
ABOMINATING Anthony delasanta's extreme loathing of the religion that is Islam and its many members,
UTTERLY ASTOUNDED at the numerous international crimes committed by Anthony Delasanta against Muslims in its own country and in foriegn countries that it has no connections with whatsoever, that violate General Assembly Resolution number 38, Convention Against Genocide, which Anthony Delasanta was at that time legally obliged to obey, such as:
Building thousands of death camps in the nation of Hebenia in an attempt to destroy their Muslim population and overthrow their government,
Exterminating over a hundred million Muslims, who were from Anthony Delasanta, all in a matter of days,
Unjustly declaring war on United arab sultanate, presumably because of their Muslim operated government,
HORRIFIED by Anthony Delasanta's refusal to trade with the now nonexistent nation of Reardasia, one of its region-mates, then invading it for no apparent reason, then forcefully absorbing Reardasia and taking control of its military,
APPALLED at Anthony Delasanta's use of its newly acquired state to perform terrorist attacks at a peace conference with New korongo,
DETESTING Anthony Delasanta's abuse of power during its delegate reign in its home region of Ganar, citing the following actions as abuses of power:
Establishing a communist flag for the region, despite the wishes of the founder,
Banning the nations of Schulzeyland and Secretivemilly from Ganar, presumably because they had joined Vaalbara, which at the time was the region's mortal enemy,
Suppressing any opinions that would cause a shift in delegate power away from Anthony Delasanta,
ACKNOWLEDGING Anthony Delasanta to be one of the most influential supporters of the coup on Vaalbara led by East weidmanland, which was responsible for the ejection of an astoundingly high percentage of the region's natives,
DISGUSTED by Anthony Delasanta's use of ethnic cleansing as a legitimate political decision to inspire its citizens to work,
OUTRAGED by Anthony Delasanta's openness in the selling of two million of its Jewish population, including the women and children, to other nations as a mean for slave labor, as if they were mere objects or possessions, rather than the real people that they are,
BELIEVING that it be in the World Assembly's best interest to stifle these unbearably appalling, racist actions by condemning them and the nation that carried out such condemnable actions,
Passed: | |
For: | 5,470 | 56.5% |
Against: | 4,210 | 43.5% |
General Assembly Resolution # 184
Repeal: “Habeas Corpus”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
General Assembly Resolution #67 “Habeas Corpus” (Category: Civil Rights; Strength: Significant) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Assembled Nations of the World,
CONVINCED of the right of individuals to be free from illegal or unjust detention;
APPLAUDING the intent of this body to uphold that right when it passed General Assembly Resolution #67, "Habeas Corpus;"
however, DEEPLY TROUBLED by several flaws in the aforementioned resolution that render it ineffective in several areas;
TERRIBLY VEXED that the aforementioned resolution explicitly allows double jeopardy, the practice of trying an individual more than once for the same offense;
FURTHER VEXED that the aforementioned resolution imposes minimal obstacles to the unfettered use of double jeopardy, merely requiring the approval of a person who is "duly authorised by the legal system" to grant a "full legal authorisation for a retrial," essentially allowing for indefinite retrials, continuing to detain the individual all the while, until the court hands down a verdict favorable to the state;
DISTURBED that the aforementioned resolution allows the arbitrary detention, with no suspicion of wrongdoing, of an individual for up to twenty-four hours in any week, with minimal restrictions and with nothing to prevent repeated arbitrary detention for twenty four hours during every week indefinitely as a form of harassment or extra-legal punishment;
STUNNED that the aforementioned resolution does absolutely nothing to prohibit the continued detention, possibly indefinitely, of an individual after an acquittal;
FLABBERGASTED that the aforementioned resolution does absolutely nothing to prohibit the continued detention, possibly indefinitely, of an individual after his or her criminal sentence has been completed;
NOTING WITH CONSTERNATION that the aforementioned resolution does not actually require member states to allow detained individuals to challenge their detention, much less set any standards for such challenges;
DESIROUS of a resolution that effectively grants the right of habeas corpus to every individual under World Assembly jurisdiction, but cognizant that such a resolution cannot be passed until GAR67 is repealed;
hereby REPEAL General Assembly Resolution #67, "Habeas Corpus."
Passed: |
For: | 8,419 | 76.7% |
Against: | 2,560 | 23.3% |
Security Council Resolution # 80
Liberate Catholic
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region.
The Security Council,
Noting the events that transpired in the recent raid of Catholic by a variety of raiding groups,
Acknowledging that Amen Ra pretended to be a native but was in reality a sleeper agent of the raiding group DEN, and sat in Catholic, gathering influence and native endorsements,
Recognizing that on February 25th, Amen Ra seized the delegacy with help from other invaders,
Aware that over 60 endorsements were counted on the delegate, with the vast majority coming in after the raid transpired,
Cognizant that Catholic was password protected by Amen Ra on February 27th, a mere two days later,
Believing that all native communities have the right to control the freedom of movement across their regional borders and to adminstrate their region; the regional sovereignty of Catholic has been greatly infringed upon via the actions that transpired in this raid,
Understanding that a foreign authority has abused the powers of the World Assembly by imposing a password on the region of Catholic,
Recognizing that said password threatens the existence of the regional community, and thus the World Assembly should remedy this abuse of its adminstrative powers,
Hereby Liberates Catholic.
Passed: | |
For: | 8,399 | 79.8% |
Against: | 2,122 | 20.2% |
Security Council Resolution # 81
Repeal: “Condemn Anthony Delasanta”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #79 “Condemn Anthony Delasanta” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The World Assembly,
BELIEVING that violent hate crimes are detestable and condemnation-worthy,
FURTHER BELIEVING that any nation or region that the World Assembly condemns should be a profound if not epitomic example of a truly abominable influence,
NOTING that almost all documentations of Anthony Delasantas activity are extremely brief and lack enough detail to be considered credible by an organization as official as the World Assembly,
EMPLOYING, as an example of the aforementioned concern, the notion that Anthony Delasanta was able to annihilate over a hundred million Muslims in a matter of days from within its own population,
DISCERNING that Anthony Delasantas claims to have committed such an act are accompanied by very little detailed documentation, that the slaughter of over one hundred million people in a matter of days is practically impossible unless massively destructive forces (which would not be readily or realistically available to the nation of Anthony Delasanta at the time) were employed, and that, at the time this feat was supposedly accomplished, 100 million people would have been a vast portion of the nations population and, because of their sheer numbers, would have been a formidable adversary to those attempting to exterminate them,
DETERMINING that, based on how utterly absurd this claim is and based on how little quality evidence of its occurrence actually exists, it could not have played out in this exact fashion and is perhaps a trumped up or entirely false claim made by the government of Anthony Delasanta,
BELIEVING that Anthony Delasantas decisions as delegate of Ganar are hardly worth condemning; establishing a flag that the founder disagreed with is a petty thing to condemn, banning nations affiliated with an enemy region (which is also, consequentially, the region in which the author of this condemnation resides) is fairly typical and not necessarily something to frown upon, and suppressing messages which may threaten a delegates position is very common,
FURTHER NOTING that those in direct control of the government of Fischistan and those in direct control of the government of Anthony Delasanta are closely connected and suspecting this condemnation of being an opportunistic stunt pulled by the government of Fischistan to forward the nations own private interests,
CONDLUDING that, since the documentation of Anthony Delasantas actions is so horrendously flawed and cannot be considered accurate by the World Assembly, since Anthony Delasantas actions as delegate of Ganar are not outrageous, and since this condemnation is tainted by a potentially partisan and petty agenda due to the connection between the author and the target, the condemnation must be struck from the World Assemblys records,
HEREBY REPEALS the condemnation of Anthony Delasanta.
Passed: |
For: | 8,036 | 82.8% |
Against: | 1,672 | 17.2% |
General Assembly Resolution # 185
Repeal: “WA Copyright Charter”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
General Assembly Resolution #61 “WA Copyright Charter” (Category: Education and Creativity; Area of Effect: Artistic) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
BELIEVING the people have a right to partake in their own culture
UNDERSTANDING that the primary purpose of copyright is to promote the creation of new works;
NOTING that it is very difficult to motivate people who have been dead for a quarter century;
PUZZLED why the World Assembly nonetheless insists upon this as the minimum term for copyright;
CONCERNED that the wording of the resolution forces a system of guilt until proven innocence in the case of fair use, which runs contrary to the legal systems of many member nations;
WHOLEHEARTEDLY BELIEVING that, other than the aforementioned flaws, the resolution is well written and strikes a decent balance between the rights of the people and the promotion of creativity;
HOPING a similar resolution will be promptly passed, with the aforementioned flaws addressed;
The World Assembly hereby repeals Resolution #61, World Assembly Copyright Charter.
Passed: |
For: | 8,880 | 82.8% |
Against: | 1,851 | 17.2% |