WA Delegate (non-executive): The Godly Economic Powerhouse of LOLOL-copter (elected 5 days ago)
Founder: The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron
Embassies: Minas Tirith, gondor, Rohan, The Shadow of Mordor, The Shire, Sauron, Rhun, the West Pacific, The Domains of Middle Earth, The North Pacific, Lazarus, 10000 Islands, Mirkwood, Warzone Sandbox, Warzone Europe, Spiritus, and 8 others.Kingdom of Rohan, the Pacific, the Rejected Realms, Mines of Moria, Lothlorien, Renegade Islands Alliance, Isengard, and Middle Earth.
The embassy with Warzone Europe is being withdrawn. Closure expected in 2 days 21 hours.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Authoritarian in Mordor
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
As a region, Mordor is ranked 5,267th in the world for Most Authoritarian.
|1.||The Most Serene Republic of Grishnakh||Psychotic Dictatorship||“For Sauron and Mordor”|
|2.||The Dictatorship of Destructive Malice||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Death is not the only way for you to endure torment”|
|3.||The Dictatorship of Mordor Welcomer||Psychotic Dictatorship||“For Sauron and Mordor”|
|4.||The Orphanage of Ogres||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We ate our parents”|
|5.||The Empire of Darkanon||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Doom, Doom, DOOM!!!”|
|6.||The Holy Empire of Grinchly Sadists||Iron Fist Consumerists||“YOU! You displease me! Report to the nineteenth floor.”|
|7.||The Pirate Nation of Amarthe||Psychotic Dictatorship||“If it's not nailed down, they clearly didn't want it.”|
|8.||The Oppressed Peoples of Uneamed||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Be yourself - everyone else is taken.”|
|9.||The Empire of Petan Empire||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Strength by Superiority”|
|10.||The Holy Empire of Landisiana||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Intolerantia scelerum”|
- 118 minutes ago: The Dominion of Mordors Balrog Cavalry ceased to exist.
- 118 minutes ago: The Holy Empire of The Satan Worshippers of Mordor ceased to exist.
- 12 hours ago: The Секси Советского государства of Cryska of the region Warzone Europe ordered the closure of its embassy in Mordor.
- 13 hours ago: The Sultanate of The soldiers of Harad ceased to exist.
- 13 hours ago: The Dominion of Uvatha the Horseman ceased to exist.
- 13 hours ago: The Republic of Akhorahils Legion ceased to exist.
- 1 day 13 hours ago: The Kingdom of Ildia ceased to exist.
- 1 day 15 hours ago: The Source of All Evil arrived from Lazarus.
- 1 day 20 hours ago: The Disputed Territories of Right Butt Cheek arrived from The Pacific.
- 1 day 20 hours ago: The Holy Empire of Insanito departed this region for Alternative worldline.
Mordor Regional Message Board
I HAVE RETURNED!
Yes. As you can plainly see, our lives improved immeasurably upon your most auspicious return.
My life certainly has improved seeing all these lost souls returned home.
Don't all talk at once
Hey that's my joke
Blegh going to take the GRE soon.
You'll be fine. Remember to sleep enough on the nights before. When you are well rested, your brain has most favourable conditions.
*Gives Malkir a phial of endurance.*