WA Delegate: The Hapsburg Empire of Deutscheuropa (elected )
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Embassies: USSD, The East Pacific, Equinox, The Britannian Kingdom, Yuno, Olgea, The Empire Of Oppression, Leftist Collective, LGBT University, The PrimeWorld, Lardyland, SECFanatics, Zero Zero Zero Zero, The Sands, Warschauer Pakt, Driselbia, and 12 others.The Union of Federative Soviet Republics, The Srivijayan Consortium, The Bar on the corner of every region, Hollow Point, Region Name, Mahakam, Force, Fredonia, League Of Allied Powers, Soviet Democracy, Celena, and League of Constructed Languages.
Tags: Anti-Fascist, Casual, Communist, Democratic, Eco-Friendly, Game Player, Independent, LGBT, Map, Medium, Recruiter Friendly, Regional Government, and 5 others.Role Player, Security Council, Social, Socialist, and World Assembly.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Insurance Industry in Wintercrest
The World Census posed as door-to-door salespeople in order to establish which nations have the most extensive Insurance industries.
As a region, Wintercrest is ranked 12,039th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
|1.||The Holy Empire of Mexistadt||Father Knows Best State||“Mexistadt shall rise from the ashes of Mexico”|
|2.||The Republic of Holy Mols Tai||Anarchy||“We Will Endure”|
|3.||The United Socialist States of VRN||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Smile or die”|
|4.||The Federation of LeeTree||Capitalist Paradise||“Qq”|
|5.||The People's Republic of FDDI||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Data frame format: PA-SD-FC-DA-SA-PDU-FCS-ED/FS”|
|6.||The Theocracy of Val Sayandy||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“No to US imperialism!”|
|7.||The Jingoistic States of Alen Yerth Chia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Strength through Power”|
|8.||The Imperial Federation of Ceyesca||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“lésséz ll’amure conquéré vostré éspire”|
|9.||The Royal Family of Hyrule||Libertarian Police State||“It's dangerous to go alone.”|
|10.||The Recovered Wasteland of The BrotherHood 0f 5teel||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Ad Victorium”|
- : The Kingdom of United Syldavia arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Colony of Alfie Nia Asian and the Pacific colony arrived from Osiris.
- : The Jingoistic States of Alen Yerth Chia arrived from Osiris.
- : The Protectorate of HahaHeheHihi of the region Great Yellow Empire proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Theocracy of Val Sayandy arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Commonwealth of Asmista arrived from Osiris.
- : The Empire of Alabastapunk of the region Barania proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Great Leader of Zenny arrived from Lazarus.
- : The People's Dominion of Ateenia removed a dispatch.
- : The National State of Allied Iran departed this region for The Srivijayan Consortium.
Wintercrest Regional Message Board
School's out for me!
Right before the bus left, the principal said to the students:
"Well, because you've all been so great this year, I've decided to give you the summer off."
Unsurprisingly, people groaned once he finished.
Additionally, today, I was able to get a girl to invite me to her summer party.
Because I'll have more time, I'll be sure to make an RP post tomorrow!
Four Russian armies have been sent to the territories bordering the Ottoman Empire. With allies ready in the background, Peter the Great issues this ultimatum to the Ottoman Government via letter:
"Hand over all your territories north of the river Dniester including Crimea, or we will take them by force".
The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our tax fraud crimes to you we were bad, but now we're good we're moving into your neighbourhood You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the "Tax Offender Shuffle"
I'm Larry Arthauer and i'll refrain from defrauding the IRS again What i did was not to kind but i'm a nice guy, you'll come to find I've got a backyard and a real nice pool y'all should come over for a BBQ We could make some cold drinks in my blender But do keep in mind im a tax offender
Vernon Douglas is my name my fraud arrest is what bought me fame But there's much more to know about me I love to dance, and I love to ski I zip and zoom through the snow just strap on my boots and watch me go But I can't ski until December so then im just a tax offender
I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes I've been arrested 7 times I know that sounds like alot but 3 of those times were for vandalism I feel real bad, i got caught I might do it again, probably not I'm not here to make pretenses I'm here 'cos of my sex offences
I'm Sam Pound, number 1 apologising for what I've done case you're wondering what that was i snuck into a bath room and --------------------- eat those truffles I'm here to do the Tax Offender Shuffle
Hey everybody I'm Laura Hughes proving that girls can do it too and by it I mean evade the tax law Was it worth it? No it wasn't you wont find me in your child's play set 'cos i've gotta wear this anckle bracelet I'm not here to go on a bender I'm here because im a fraud offender
Last name Burmholdt, first name Marc I'm moving in somewhere on your block Not in a house, but in a van If you need me to move it, I sure can the last thing i want is any trouble I've learnt my lesson from the Tax Offender Shuffle
I'm the one they call Arthur Chase They said I didn't have to show my face My first trial ended in a hung jury If I'm found guilty tey'll unblur me I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase, thats a different Arthur Chase I'm not here to be my own defender I'm here because I'm possibly a tax offender
Okay real quick I'm not like these people, okay This is an extortion plot by my wife who's the only witness and she's trying to take away my kids and if shotgun cocking I'm not here to pack my duffle, I'm here to do the Tax Offender Shuffle
The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our tax fraud crimes to you we were bad, but now we're good we're moving into your neighbourhood We're obliged to admit the crimes of which we were convicted We're not here to start trouble We're legally required to do the "Tax Offender Shuffle"
okay this made me laugh A LOT. thank you.
My name is Cleveland Brown
The door suddenly rattled with the sound of thumping hands hell-bent on locking up whoever, nay, whatever was inside. "Sir, please come to the door at once or we will be forced to kick it down. Silence. "Very well, knock it down boys" From inside this beast could hear several armed guards scrambling to get in position. He knew it was too late. He rushed to jam the last falsified returns and IRS warning envelopes into his overworked shredder and hastily grabbed his magnetic tape eraser and ran it over his piles of hard drives and used VCRs. THUD. The door bust down. through the dust he could make out the blurry silhouettes of three uptight men. The one in the middle appeared to be the leader, with two bodyguard on either side in case anything got ugly. He knew that it just might have to. "SIR PUT YOUR HAND WHERE I CAN SEE THEM" the man confidently boomed. "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR PURPOSELY FALSIFYING FEDERAL TAX DOCUMENTS. PLEASE COME WITH ME." In that moment, he knew one thing and one thing only. That this was the end. All his coins, his mushrooms, gone. He had taken a risk that he knew would ultimately fail, yet he went for it anyway. He was nearing the end of his sanity. He stuck his tongue out to mock his oppressors, yet he knew he deserved it. Yoshi committed tax fraud.