The Love-Filled Utopial Haven of Kharakhovistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lady Allandine Von Arrakon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.067 billion Kharakhovistanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Allandine. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kharakhovistanian economy, worth 92.2 trillion Cashlesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 86,380 Cashlesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, and children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kharakhovistan's national animal is the Quackity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Kharakhovistan is ranked 37,465^th in the world and 13^th in Wintercrest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,317.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.