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ATTENTION MEMBERS OF NSLEFT REGIONS,

It is time to start an NSLeft tradition, a sporting event to unify the workers of all our nations. Starting on 1 May 2020, there will be the first football tournament called the NSLeft European Football Tournament (NEFT). Using discord I will be creating pseudo matches (live announcements of a games shots, goals, and red and yellow cards.) The Pirotian Republic will be the host nation of our first NEFT and will also be in charge of organization of the tournament.

In order to have a chance at qualification, create a dispatch with a roster of at least eleven players and their numbers and send The Pirotian Republic a telegram expressing interest. That’s all that’s mandatory. However, available spots will correlate to a bracket tournament. If ten nations apply, then two will have to be disqualified. If forty nations apply, then eight will have to be disqualified. In order to get the best chance at qualifying, make your footballs team dispatch as nice and informational as possible (see mine at the bottom for a general idea.) See if you can include a team uniform (home and away), make a home stadium, anything like this will increase your chances of qualifying.

The tournament begins in nine days (1 May 2020), but registration ends in a week (28 April 2020), so you’ll have a week to make the best football team page you can. The link to the discord will be telegrammed to those who qualify and posted on the RMB of the NSLeft regions. Daily RMB posts will keep everyone in all regions up to date on the results. I hope to see you on the field.

THE PIROTIAN REPUBLIC

Home Stadium

Vostok I Stadium, Pirote City

NAFT code

PIR


Home Kit


Away Kit

First International

PIR 2-1 THA
1st of May 2020

Biggest defeat

PIR 1−2 GEA
PIR 1-2 NOK


The Pirotian national football team is the team the represents The Pirotian Republic in all national, regional, and international football events. A week following the establishment of this socialist nation the football team was founded.

Current team Roster:
1 - Szilveszter Woods (goalie and captain)
2 - Raj Chaudhary (midfielder)
3 - Henri Dubois (defence)
4 - Ruslan Dvořák (midfielder)
5 - Manuel MacClellan (striker)
6 - Guy Andela (defence)
7 - Des Goodwin (defence)
8 - Iiro McNaughton (striker)
9 - Hipólito Kopecký (midfielder)
10 - Cináed Coghlan (defence)
11 - Hollis Glas (striker)
(SPARE) 12 - Mattéo Lowe (striker)
(SPARE) 13 - Bernát Farro (midfielder)
(SPARE) 14 - Ede O'Neill (defence)

Read dispatch

Attention Comrades,

NAFT registration has closed a day ahead of schedule (which is fine, gives me more time to prepare the matches and discord server.) Thank you to everyone who expressed interest and you’ll be updated soon to have a Discord server link. Below is the current information about the tournament which will start on 1 May to commemorate May Day.

page=dispatch/id=1352972

Comrades,
The official dispatch for 2020 NAFT has been made and posted by Talamia who, being 100% frank, has done an outstanding job (more than I could have done.) Be sure to let him know what a great job they’ve done. It will be updated in the coming days and as the tournament plays out. Be sure to check regularly to see how you and your comrades are doing.

On another note, the Discord server will be shared tomorrow on all the NSLeft regions so be sure to join that to keep up with matches as they happen.

2020 NSLeft Association
Football Tournament


Tournament details

Host country

The Pirotian Republic

Dates

1 May 2020-

Teams

16 (from 4 regions)

Edition

1st

Final positions

Champions

Runners-up

Third place

Fourth place

Tournament statistics

Matches played

28

Goals scored

83 (2,96 per match)

Top scorer(s)

Richard Dickson
Nicholas
Angström
(4 goals)

Best player(s)

Best young player(s)

Best goalkeeper

2021 →

The 2020 NSLeft Association Football Tournament, also known as NAFT 2020 or Pirotian 2020, is scheduled to be the inaugural edition of the NSLeft Football Tournament, the annual interregional men's association football championship contested by the national teams of the member associations of NAFF. It is scheduled to take place in The Pirotian Republic in May 2020.

The tournament will involve 16 teams, representing four different regions (The Communist Bloc, Democratic Socialist Assembly, The Internationale and The Leftist Assembly), out of the six members of NSLeft. The teams will be divided into four groups, with the winner and the runner-up of each group progressing to the quarter-finals.


History

Following the push of the most consolidated football federations within its domain, on April 2020 NSLeft gave birth to its own football federation: NAFF. With the aim of starting the first football tournament in which the national representatives of the countries of the regions placed under the aegis of NSLeft could take part, NAFF created the NSLeft Association Football Tournament, trying to have the first edition run in May 2020.

Host nation
Being the only candidate, NAFF appointed The Pirotian Republic as the hosting nation of the first edition of the new tournament, meaning that they will not be able to host the next edition. With great enthusiasm, the Pirotians accepted the appointment and joined the collaboration of MLGDogeland for the logistics. Shortly after accepting, the head of the Pirotian Football Federation published a recruitment announcement in mid-April, sent to football federations from all over the NSLeft:

"It is time to start an NSLeft tradition, a sporting event to unify the workers of all our nations.
Starting on 1 May 2020, there will be the first football tournament called the NSLeft Association Football Tournament (NAFT).
The Pirotian Republic will be the host nation of our first NAFT and will also be in charge of organization of the tournament."

Then the host nation decided to launch a competition for the creation of the logo of the first, historic edition of the tournament. The team of designers formed by The People's Republic of Ayanka won, presenting an emblem that incorporated within itself the NSLeft logo and the flag of the Pirotian Republic: a yellow and green arrow pointing left that twists around itself to shape a soccer ball.

Name

City

Capacity

Vostok I Stadium

Pirote City

72,000 seats

Sputnik Arena

Chelsea

60,000 seats

Gagarin Stadium

Gagarin

66,000 seats

Kudryavka Stadium

Laika

61,000 seats


Venues
According to NAFF, the competition required a minimum of four stadia in order to be played. The only Pirotian stadium that satisfied NAFF's minimum capacity of 60,000 seats was the Vostok I Stadium, in Pirote City, counting 61,500 seats. In a record time of fourteen days, the Vostok I Stadium was renovated, the Gagarin Stadium in Gagarin and the Kudryavka Stadium were expanded and the Sputnik Arena in Chelsea was built from scratch, in order to guarantee adequate venues for the competition.

On April 28, the Pirotian Football Federation officially announced the four stadia where the 32 matches of the tournament will be played. They are located in four different cities: Pirote City, Chelsea, Gagarin and Laika. The Vostok I Stadium was selected to host both the inaugural match and the final.

In addition, the construction of the "Pirotian Football Village" was announced. The new district of Pirote City will host staff and players from the sixteen national teams, providing them with accommodation, restaurants and training camps.

Postponement
On May 4, 2020, three days after the start of the tournament, the Pitorian Football Federation had to publicly announce a two-weeks postponement of the subsequent matches.

The organizers have in fact encountered numerous difficulties with the management of the competition, spaces and schedules. The nation was also not ready for such a large influx of fans from all over the world and many of them had to sleep on the streets from the early days.

After just four matches played, in order to ensure a continuation appropriate to the media attention attracted by the tournament, it was therefore established that games will resume on May 17th.

On May 15th, the DSA Congress voted to withdraw from the NSLeft Solidarity Pact. Therefore, the Democratic Socialist Assembly will no longer be part of NSLeft from 18 May on. Despite this, NAFF appointed the DSA as its honorary member, since many of its founding members came from that region.


Qualification

Between 17 and 27 April, fifteen football federations answered the recruitment announcement, adding to the Pirotian Republic, already qualified as the host. The most represented region is Democratic Socialist Assembly, with seven teams, followed by The Communist Bloc with four, The Internationale with three and The Leftist Assembly with only two.

Thanks to the number of answers, since there was no need for qualifying matches, the tournament was organized with a first round, or group stage, in which the sixteen teams were divided into four groups of four teams. Each group will be a round-robin of three games, where each team will play one match against each of the other teams in the same group. Teams will be awarded three points for a win, one point for a draw and none for a defeat. The teams coming first and second in each group will qualify for the quarter-finals.

List of qualified teams

Team

Region

NAFF code

Details

The Pirotian Republic

Democratic Socialist Assembly

PIR

Pirotian National Football Team

Asturies-Llion

The Leftist Assembly

ALL

Asturllionese National Football Team

Ayanka

The Internationale

AYK

Ayanka National Football Team

Curlingland

Democratic Socialist Assembly

CUR

Curlingland National Football Team

Democratic Republic of Cacusia

Democratic Socialist Assembly

DRC

Cacusian National Football Team

Global Earth

The Communist Bloc

GEA

Global Earthian National Football Team

Imperial Terra Australis

The Communist Bloc

ITA

Imperial Terra Australis Football Team

Islati Scyia

The Internationale

ISC

Islati Scyian National Football Team

Maoux

Democratic Socialist Assembly

FMF

Maouxian National Football Team

Mon Silanies

Democratic Socialist Assembly

SIL

Mon Silanies’ National Soccer Club

New Heeberjeeberia

The Communist Bloc

NHJ

The New Heeberjeeberia National Football Team

New Ordiel Kalibleland

The Internationale

NOK

National Football Team of New Ordiel Kalibeland

Talamia

Democratic Socialist Assembly

TAL

Talamia National Football Team

Thasse

The Leftist Assembly

TSS

Thassean National Football Team

Thasthra

Democratic Socialist Assembly

THA

Thasthra Football

Trabardia

The Communist Bloc

TRB

Trabardian National Football Team


Groups

For many of the qualified national teams, this will be the first time they will play an official tournament. Being also the first edition of the NAFT, there is no ranking and consequently no seeds system. NAFF has decided that this tournament will kick off a NSLeft football ranking. For the first group stage, the teams were therefore randomly drawn. It had been predetermined that, as the host, The Pirotian Republic would be placed in Group A. On 28 April 2020 the draw was held in Pirote City, and the group assignments and order of matches were determined.

Ranking criteria
If teams will level on points, they will be ranked on the following criteria in order:

  • Greatest total goal difference in the three group matches

  • Greatest number of goals scored in the three group matches

  • If teams will remain level after those criteria, a mini-group would be formed from those teams, who will be ranked on:

    • Most points earned in matches against other teams in the tie

    • Greatest goal difference in matches against other teams in the tie

    • Greatest number of goals scored in matches against other teams in the tie

  • If teams will remain level after all these criteria, NAFF will hold a drawing of lots.



2020 NAFT opening ceremony in Pirote City

Finals tournament

The finals tournament of the 2020 NSLeft Association Football Tournament will begin in mid-May 2020. The 16 teams were divided into four groups of four teams each, within which the teams will compete in a round-robin tournament to determine which two of those four teams will advance to the eight-team knock-out stage. In total, 32 games will be played.


Results

Group stage
Main article: 2020 NAFT Group Stage

All times are Eastern Daylight Time (UTC-04:00).

In the following tables:

  • Pld = total games played

  • W = total games won

  • D = total games drawn (tied)

  • L = total games lost

  • GF = total goals scored (goals for)

  • GA = total goals conceded (goals against)

  • GD = goal difference (GF−GA)

  • Pts = total points accumulated

Group A

Pos

Team

Pld

W

D

L

GF

GA

GD

Pts

1

New Ordiel Kalibleland

3

2

1

0

6

4

+2

7

2

Global Earth

3

2

1

0

5

3

+2

7

3

The Pirotian Republic

3

1

0

2

4

5

-1

3

4

Thasthra

3

0

0

3

4

7

-3

0

1 May 2020
11:00
Vostok I Stadium, Pirote City
Attendance: 63,919
The Pirotian Republic 2−1 Thasthra

2 May 2020
11:00
Sputnik Arena, Chelsea
Attendance: 54,212
Global Earth 1−1 New Ordiel Kalibleland

22 May 2020
11:00
Gagarin Stadium, Gagarin
Attendance: 64,455
The Pirotian Republic 1−2 Global Earth

23 May 2020
11:00
Vostok I Stadium, Pirote City
Attendance: 51,100
Thasthra 2−3 New Ordiel Kalibleland

30 May 2020
11:00
Vostok I Stadium, Pirote City
Attendance: 63,900
Thasthra 1−2 Global Earth

1 June 2020
15:00
Vostok I Stadium, Pirote City
Attendance: 68,993
The Pirotian Republic 1−2 New Ordiel Kalibleland


Group B

Pos

Team

Pld

W

D

L

GF

GA

GD

Pts

1

Imperial Terra Australis

3

2

1

0

7

2

+5

7

2

Thasse

3

1

2

0

5

4

+1

5

3

Islati Scyia

3

1

1

1

4

5

-1

4

4

Trabardia

3

0

0

3

1

6

-5

0

3 May 2020
11:00
Gagarin Stadium, Gagarin
Attendance: 56,773
Thasse 2−1 Trabardia

4 May 2020
11:00
Kudryavka Stadium, Laika
Attendance: 59,471
Imperial Terra Australis 3−1 Islati Scyia

24 May 2020
11:00
Sputnik Arena, Chelsea
Attendance: 54,412
Trabardia 0−1 Islati Scyia

25 May 2020
11:00
Kudryavka Stadium, Laika
Attendance: 58,472
Thasse 1−1 Imperial Terra Australis

4 June 2020
15:00
Kudryavka Stadium, Laika
Attendance: 57,222
Islati Scyia 2−2 Thasse

5 June 2020
11:00
Kudryavka Stadium, Laika
Attendance: 58,318
Imperial Terra Australis 3−0 Trabardia


Group C

Pos

Team

Pld

W

D

L

GF

GA

GD

Pts

1

Ayanka

3

2

0

1

6

3

+3

6

2

Curlingland

3

2

0

1

5

3

+2

6

3

New Heeberjeeberia

3

2

0

1

5

5

0

6

4

Asturies-Llion

3

0

0

3

0

5

-5

0

17 May 2020
11:00
Vostok I Stadium, Pirote City
Attendance: 69,874
Curlingland 2−0 Asturies-Llion

18 May 2020
11:00
Gagarin Stadium, Gagarin
Attendance: 52,446
New Heeberjeeberia 3−2 Ayanka

26 May 2020
11:00
Sputnik Arena, Chelsea
Attendance: 52,991
Ayanka 2−0 Curlingland

27 May 2020
11:00
Gagarin Stadium, Gagarin
Attendance: 60,775
Asturies-Llion 0−1 New Heeberjeeberia

2 June 2020
15:00
Gagarin Stadium, Gagarin
Attendance: 56,539
Asturies-Llion 0−2 Ayanka

3 June 2020
15:00
Sputnik Arena, Chelsea
Attendance: 60,000
Curlingland 3−1 New heeberjeeberia


Group D

Pos

Team

Pld

W

D

L

GF

GA

GD

Pts

1

Talamia

3

3

0

0

7

4

+3

9

2

Mon Silanies

3

1

1

1

6

5

+1

4

3

Maoux

3

1

1

1

6

6

0

4

4

Democratic Republic of Cacusia

3

0

0

3

3

7

-4

0

19 May 2020
11:00
Sputnik Arena, Chelsea
Attendance: 59,845
Talamia 1−0 Mon Silanies

20 May 2020
15:00
Sputnik Arena, Chelsea
Attendance: 60,000
Maoux 1−0 Democratic Republic of Cacusia

28 May 2020
15:00
Vostok I Stadium, Pirote City
Attendance: 59,639
Mon Silanies 3−3 Maoux

29 May 2020
11:00
Kudryavka Stadium, Laika
Attendance: 58,343
Democratic Republic of Cacusia 2−3 Talamia

6 June 2020
15:00
Gagarin Stadium, Gagarin
Attendance: 63,785
Maoux 2−3 Talamia

8 June 2020
15:00
Sputnik Arena, Chelsea
Attendance: 57,881
Mon Silanies 3−1 Democratic Republic of Cacusia


Knockout stage

Quarter-finals

Semi-finals

Third place

Final

15 June 2020 – Kudryavka Stadium, Laika

New Ordiel Kalibleland 1−2 Thasse

July 2020

3 July 2020 – Gagarin Stadium, Gagarin

ThasseAyanka

Ayanka 1−0 Mon Silanies

July 2020

July 2020 – Vostok I Stadium, Pirote City

25 June 2020 – Sputnik Arena, Chelsea

TBA − TBA

TBA − TBA

Imperial Terra Australis 2−1 Global Earth

July 2020

18 June 2020 – Vostok I Stadium, Pirote City

Imperial Terra AustralisTalamia

Talamia (pen.) 1−1 (5-3) Curlingland

Quarter-finals

15 June 2020
15:00
Kudryavka Stadium, Laika
Attendance: 59,300
New Ordiel Kalibleland 1−2 Thasse
L. Eriksson ⚽ 17'
75' ⚽ L. Beshun
90+2' ⚽ O. Tuio-Maedda

18 June 2020
15:00
Vostok I Stadium, Pirote City
Attendance: 54,789
Talamia 1−1 Curlingland
T. H. Eo ⚽ 41'
67' ⚽ J. Brown

Penalties
A. Lambàn H. Freeman
A. Egemon J. McCollum
S. A'apt P. Stainton
C. Mestithemi X H. Richardson
E. Katek

25 June 2020
15:00
Sputnik Arena, Chelsea
Attendance: 58,122
Imperial Terra Australis 2−1 Global Earth
31' ⚽ Hood Hood
D. Henderson ⚽ 45'
P. Hominis ⚽ 78'

3 July 2020
11:00
Gagarin Stadium, Gagarin
Attendance: 64,000
Ayanka 1−0 Mon Silanies
V. Pronin ⚽ 68'


Semi-finals

July 2020
TBA

July 2020
TBA


Third place play-off

July 2020
TBA
TBA − TBA


Final

July 2020
Vostok I Stadium, Pirote City
TBA − TBA


Statistics

Goalscorers

4 goals

  • Richard Dickson

  • Nicholas Angström

3 goals

  • Donald Henderson

2 goals

  • Vladislav Pronin

  • Oleg Smirnov

  • Archer Blackmoor

  • Hood Hood

  • Korima

  • Lily Barnes

  • Keptor Brumolt

  • Tone Stures

  • Hollis Glas

  • Ansem Egemon

  • Peter Mitis

  • Gaiden Neri

1 goal

  • Peter Banks

  • Leo Beckenbauer

  • Fidel Cafu

  • Nelson Overmars

  • Abu Dharr Xavier

  • Líam Eriksson

  • ‎‏‏‎‎‏‏‎Börje Karlsson

  • ‎‏‏‎‎‏‏‎Rolf Nordström

  • Cináed Coghlan

  • Hipólito Kopecký

  • Kata Dioiiké

  • Tjin Herev Eo

  • Ptirn Lagios

  • Ana Lambàn

  • Calin Mestithemi

  • Stizo Stiba Stroma

  • Leo Beshun

  • Galen Oiie

  • Marcus Sabul

  • Orlando Tuio-Maedda

  • Frances Vea-Doem

  • Jeshi Numbra

  • Slyde Ravan

  • Abel Carballal

  • Anton Dragunov

  • Vyacheslav Petrov

  • Roman Zyomin

  • Cillian Islay

  • Liam Bell

  • James Brown

  • Josh McCollum

  • Jordan Rogers

  • Oliver Wood

  • Andrew Yates

  • Meunakso

  • John Rutherford

  • Chad Chadison

  • Rube Goldburg

  • Pisces Hominis

  • Anthony Salimanca

  • Vit Playid

  • Thato Rafurtha

  • Imeno Gomi

  • Parin Gonse

  • Corlo Olives

  • Sami Redens

  • Felix Adams

  • Ronald Nellie

Awards

Top scorer

Best player

Best goalkeeper

Best young player

All-star team

Goalkeepers

Defenders

Midfielders

Forwards


Media

The event sparked media attention from the day it was announced. Numerous nations sent their journalists and commentators to Pirote City. Part of the newly built Football Village district was completely dedicated to the media, counting numerous television studios and press rooms.

The broadcasting rights for the 2020 NSLeft Association Football Tournament were sold directly by NAFF.

Nation

Broadcaster

Staff

Curlingland

Curlingland Post

Amy Landsun (journalist)

Gacil

Gacilian News

Aira Mathieu (journalist)
Thomas Sgoibe (journalist)

Global Earth

Global Earth Daily News

Mon Silanies

The Ball Is In

Carlo Kent (journalist)

New Ordiel Kalibleland

NOK News

Erik Karlsson (journalist)

The Pirotian Republic

Pirotian Broadcasting Centre (PBC)

Jim Glas (journalist)
Tamil Kressant (journalist)

Talamia

Pro Diorux Sports

Auxe Aggelia (commentator)
Gian Gianvilipendio (commentator)

Thasse

Thassean News Tonight


Controversies

Mon Silanies' cheese
On May 2, 2020, just a day after the start of the tournament, the famous Talamian commentator Gian Gianvilipendio was intoxicated after eating a plate of Rybnyysyr. Rybnyysyr is the national dish of the Pirotian Republic and consists of a portion of fish covered with melted cheese. Subsequent investigations have shown that the cheese consumed by Gianvilipendio did not come from the Pirotian Republic but it was rather Mon Silanies' imported blue-cheese.

Mon Silanies cheese is renowned and exported all over the world, for its goodness and its particular flavor. However, it can easily cause anaphylactic shock.

Being the first match of the two nations involved in the accident against each other, there has been speculation about a possible culpable attempt at poisoning.

Following the accident, the Mon Silanies Food and Health Department issued an official note, forcing each vendor at the NSLeft Football Association Tournament to visibly label which foods contain Mon Silanies cheese and apologizing to Gianvilipendio, explaining the possible cause:

"[...] The (manufacturing) process includes introducing the penicillium bacteria to the dairy. Unlike most forms of blue cheese, the Mon Silanies' blue cheese is 70% penicillium. The high percentage has not been known to cause allergic reactions in the citizens of Mon Silanies. However, as proud cheese producers, the Mon Silans feed cheese to their children from birth.
If you have an intolerance to penicillium, do NOT consume Mon Silanies Blue Cheese.
For the safety of your costumers, Mon Silanies is asking all vendors selling their cheese at the NSLeft Football Tournamets to visibly label which foods contain Mon Silanies Cheeses. [...]"

The following day, the commentator thanked the government of Mon Silanies on live TV for giving him a basket of non-blue cheeses as a gift.

Quicky Jones' bad habit
After Imperial Terra Australis 3-1 Islati Scyia, ITA's goalkeeper Quicky Jones was elected Man of the Match. In an interview released immediately after the final whistle, Jones answered Gacilian journalist Thomas Sgoibe's question about how he played so well:

"[...] When I was growing up, I had to work at the fishery. There, we threw a lot of fish back and forth to move them around. Also lots of pot.[...] Weed, my dude. It helps me practice longer as it numbs the pain.[...] Weed is legal in my country."

His post-game statements could cost him dearly. NAFF is investigating the fact and will soon be carrying out anti-doping checks.

After hearing of the scandal, Jones further stated:

"I did not smoke weed on the field, nor before any of my games. I followed the rules of my nation and of the NAFT organization. Weed helps me relax. I get very sidetracked and weed just helps me focus on soccer. Weed is used among 43% of the population in ITA. Don't penalize me for basically having a drink every now and then."

Zvestnyy Pevets' betrayal
During goup A's last match, played on June 1, 2020, New Ordiel Kalibleland surprisingly beat the host nation 2-1. Thanks to this victory, the Pirotian Republic was eliminated from the same tournament it was hosting, in front of their own audience. The match was also attended by the famous Pirotian pop star Zvestnyy Pevets, who made much discussion after starting to cheer for New Ordiel Kalibleland, signing autographs for their coach during the same game and visiting the changing room of the Kalibleland players during the half time break. At the end of the match, the Prime Minister of New Ordiel Kalibleland conferred honorary citizenship to the singer, asking him to move to their capital, after the lynching suffered by the Pirotian audience.

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COMRADES,
Tomorrow marks the first day of NAFT, and the Discord server is now up and running.

https://discord.gg/Ug63ZC6

As of May 4th, 2020, with 5 member regions FOR, and 1 AGAINST, the vote to admit Anarchy as a new member region of NSLeft has concluded.

We welcome our new comrades in Anarchy to NSLeft! :)

NSLeft wrote:As of May 4th, 2020, with 5 member regions FOR, and 1 AGAINST, the vote to admit Anarchy as a new member region of NSLeft has concluded.

We welcome our new comrades in Anarchy to NSLeft! :)

new comrades uwu

Audios, DSAmigos

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