The Coalition of The Independent States of Allied Forces is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Allied Commander Vincent Harling with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.562 billion ISAFians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobius. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient ISAFian economy, worth a remarkable 4,012 trillion zollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 242,295 zollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters, and the might of the nation's air force has been deployed against people with sticks in boats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Independent States of Allied Forces's national animal is the AWACS, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Independent States of Allied Forces is ranked 313,273^rd in the world and 117^th in Wintercrest for Most Primitive, scoring -677.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.