The Socialist Federal Republic of Rorlenland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Klara Lehmbruck with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.098 billion Rorlenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herzelheim. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rorlenian economy, worth 483 trillion Rorlenian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,091 Rorlenian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials who do an offal job get smoked, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, third world countries are rich in "I Love Herzelheim" t-shirts, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorlenland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rorlenland is ranked 2,137^th in the world and 29^th in The Leftist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.2 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.