Population | 3.098 billion |
Capital | Herzelheim |
Leader | Klara Lehmbruck |
Currency | Rorlenian Mark |
Animal | Eagle |
The Socialist Federal Republic of Rorlenland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Klara Lehmbruck with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.098 billion Rorlenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herzelheim. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Rorlenian economy, worth 483 trillion Rorlenian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,091 Rorlenian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government officials who do an offal job get smoked, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, third world countries are rich in "I Love Herzelheim" t-shirts, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorlenland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Rorlenland is ranked 2,137th in the world and 29th in The Leftist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.2 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Rorlenland, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in
Rorlenland, third world countries are rich in "I Love Herzelheim" t-shirts.
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Rorlenland endorsed
The Socialist Federation of Idontknowium.
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Rorlenland was endorsed by
The Socialist Federation of Idontknowium.
- : Following new legislation in
Rorlenland, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in
Rorlenland, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
- : Following new legislation in
Rorlenland, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
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Rorlenland created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in
Rorlenland, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
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Rorlenland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 89 » Llorens,
Argentigrad,
Kavagrad,
Sincadenas,
Verja,
Kongoland,
Ephros,
New Arkados,
Kawany,
Ghillemear,
The Great Comrades of the Revolution,
Caspersland,
Mexican Communists,
Socialist Columbia,
Transcommunist Republics,
Tayy,
Aardvarkanistan,
North Amherst,
Korvias,
United Socialist Republics of LAN,
Commen Union,
Anarchocommunists of the World,
Republic of Braz,
Henchikurin,
Nangka,
Elovera,
Slackertown,
Jum Vland,
Dyl,
Roulantinia,
Picuros,
Buttia,
Antinios,
Socialist Great Picardy,
Nepacton Murt,
Martilliopen,
Sorwickshire,
Depro,
Grod Island,
Sylvlakia,
Regional Defence Council of Aragon,
Aetsveld-Aalstad,
Fizzopolis,
Neu-Bethel,
Alans Land,
Silverfish37,
Yahelia,
New Russsia,
Guandyar,
Armenasia, and 39 others.
Manoaf,
Crustand,
Labuepe,
New Volica,
Roma Norte,
Asoliea,
Anioniotopia,
Socialist New Britain,
Super Awesome Fun Times,
Chapolia Zranzia,
Sword Lesbians,
Socialist Republic of Sri Lanka,
Soviet Catgirls,
Paxtonian,
Asturies-Llion,
Kaamapoori,
Vilouki,
Old Corus,
Lisle,
Agatep,
Leveille,
Spmglandia,
The Iron-Blooded Ones,
Vesmeau,
Claiomha,
Komuna,
Soviet Angola,
Lastolana,
Zaratov,
Khoridan,
Creatrix,
Hhecc,
Somiens-et-Haveras,
Vire Easay,
Bisht,
Helionyx,
Delegations,
Necrozia, and
Idontknowium.