The United Communes of Dyl is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.12 billion Dylians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dylian economy, worth 273 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 128,870 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Dylian flag qualifies you for citizenship, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, bars are packed at all hours, and Leader always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms. Crime is totally unknown. Dyl's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dyl is ranked 26,667^th in the world and 181^st in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.82 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.