The Socialist Union of Egaleca is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.03 billion Egalecans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egalopolis. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Egalecan economy, worth 271 trillion pies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,968 pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egaleca's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Egaleca is ranked 192,662^nd in the world and 762^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Pro-Market, scoring -87.11 on the Rand Index.