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Most Valuable International Artwork: 66thMost Influential: 494thNicest Citizens: 756th
The Soviet Socialist Republic of
Iron Fist Socialists
Workers of the world, unite!
Influence
Handshaker
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Super Awesome Fun Times

Population3.795 billion

CapitalLeningrad
LeaderComrade Dejana Brynestri

Currencybrains
Animalzombie

The Soviet Socialist Republic of Super Awesome Fun Times is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Dejana Brynestri with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 3.795 billion proletarians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFTian economy, worth 770 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,138 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime is totally unknown. Super Awesome Fun Times's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Super Awesome Fun Times is ranked 8,791st in the world and 55th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 66thMost Influential: 494thNicest Citizens: 756thMost Compassionate Citizens: 850thMost Cheerful Citizens: 884thMost Inclusive: 974thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,285thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,548thMost Developed: 1,593rdHighest Food Quality: 1,618thMost Pacifist: 1,822ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,831stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,958thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,027thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,291stLargest Governments: 2,299thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,303rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,381stMost Secular: 2,412thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,582ndTop
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Best Weather: 2,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,824thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,218thMost Efficient Economies: 3,313thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,370thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,601stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,677thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,739thLowest Crime Rates: 3,748thSmartest Citizens: 3,757thMost Cultured: 3,961stHighest Average Incomes: 7,061stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,791stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,717thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,708thMost Patriotic: 16,381st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionMost Stationary: 47th in the regionMost Patriotic: 48th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 51st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Super Awesome Fun Times was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Super Awesome Fun Times lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of SAFTian democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, tourists visit Super Awesome Fun Times to mass-moon SAFTian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, farting etiquette is taught in schools.

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