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The Soviet Socialist Republic of
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Super Awesome Fun Times

Population6.483 billion

LeaderComrade Dejana Brynestri


The Soviet Socialist Republic of Super Awesome Fun Times is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Dejana Brynestri with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 6.483 billion proletarians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFTian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 243,226 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff. Crime is totally unknown. Super Awesome Fun Times's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Super Awesome Fun Times is ranked 3,771st in the world and 11th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 12,152.93 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 74thMost Influential: 474thNicest Citizens: 581stMost Compassionate Citizens: 592ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 610thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 761stMost Inclusive: 772ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,015thMost Pacifist: 1,109thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,113thHighest Food Quality: 1,140thMost Developed: 1,267thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,364thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,394thMost Secular: 1,452ndLargest Governments: 1,497thHealthiest Citizens: 1,596thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,597thBest Weather: 1,689thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,731stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,923rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,012thLowest Crime Rates: 2,032ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,211thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,212thMost Efficient Economies: 2,309thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,318thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,372ndSmartest Citizens: 2,531stMost Cultured: 2,584thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,838thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,771stHighest Average Incomes: 5,161stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,236thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,489thMost Income Equality: 9,102ndSafest: 12,790thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 15,169thHighest Economic Output: 15,237thMost Patriotic: 22,991stLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,791st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Patriotic: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionMost Extreme: 57th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » United Asahi, Xanidema, Rhenna, Hussija, Enchillada, Kawany, and The Turkic Common Wealth.