The Socialist States of Kuseropia Repubationtopia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Kaliskavic Viktor with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.579 billion Kuseropians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takorstarst. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kuseropian economy, worth 559 trillion Đồng Kusers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 84,902 Đồng Kusers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exterminators swarm Kuseropian homes, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuseropia Repubationtopia's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Divak.

Kuseropia Repubationtopia is ranked 140,937^th in the world and 141^st in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,262.74 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.