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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 175thMost Advanced Public Education: 269thLargest Welfare Programs: 284th
The Socialist Federal Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Bratstvo i Jedinstvo
Josip Tito
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Schillikia

Population12.667 billion

CapitalBeograd
LeaderJosip Tito

CurrencyPakt Mark
AnimalCat

The Socialist Federal Republic of Schillikia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Josip Tito with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.667 billion Schillikians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Schillikian economy, worth a remarkable 2,862 trillion Pakt Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 225,977 Pakt Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is totally unknown. Schillikia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schillikia is ranked 51,038th in the world and 1st in North Korea for Most Average, scoring 44.18 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 175thMost Advanced Public Education: 269thLargest Welfare Programs: 284thHighest Average Tax Rates: 389thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 397thMost Compassionate Citizens: 401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 413thMost Inclusive: 432ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 498thNicest Citizens: 502ndMost Beautiful Environments: 558thLargest Governments: 603rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 629thMost Developed: 771stLongest Average Lifespans: 910thBest Weather: 930thMost Cultured: 972ndSmartest Citizens: 1,005thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,060thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,184thHealthiest Citizens: 1,190thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,285thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,542ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,868thMost Efficient Economies: 1,979thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,031stTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,242ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,348thMost Secular: 2,512thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,692ndMost Pacifist: 2,818thHighest Average Incomes: 4,526thHighest Economic Output: 4,538thNudest: 4,566thRudest Citizens: 6,807thSafest: 9,168thMost Armed: 9,994thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,744thLargest Populations: 19,213th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schillikia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Schillikia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Schillikia, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs.
  • : Following new legislation in Schillikia, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Schillikia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Schillikia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Schillikia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Following new legislation in Schillikia, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Pakt Mark mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Schillikia, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Schillikia, the Schillikian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.

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