The Socialist Trans Republic of Schillikia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Velma Schillikskaya with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.88 billion Schillikians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schillikskov. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Schillikian economy, worth a remarkable 4,930 trillion Schilliks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 292,092 Schilliks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Velma Schillikskaya's bedroom, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime is totally unknown. Schillikia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Schillikia is ranked 1,029^th in the world and 3^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.94 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.