The Most Serene Republic of The Greatest Kaj is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kaj with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.59 billion Kajians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kajopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kajian economy, worth 985 trillion Kajs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,627 Kajs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Greatest Kaj's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Greatest Kaj is ranked 164,564^th in the world and 1,097^th in The Communist Bloc for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.53 percentage of bribes refused.