The Community of Ronaldan is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.816 billion Ronaldanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ronaldanian economy, worth 75.9 trillion dollaridoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Information Technology. Average income is 41,801 dollaridoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Ronaldanian Values' advise against being proud of Ronaldan, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ronaldan's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ronaldan is ranked 125,678^th in the world and 135^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Economic Output, with 75.9 trillion Standard Monetary Units.