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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 642ndMost Influential: 3,943rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,553rd
The Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Be brave, be bold, and be a Good Samaritan
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kyrisland

Population338 million

CapitalWysterville

CurrencyKyrian
AnimalAxolotl

The Queendom of Kyrisland is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 338 million Kyrislandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wysterville. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kyrislandian economy, worth 21.8 trillion Kyrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 64,508 Kyrians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year, and molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrisland's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kyrisland is ranked 255,787th in the world and 4,353rd in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 12.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 642ndTop
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Most Influential: 3,943rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,553rdMost Authoritarian: 7,728thMost Primitive: 7,906thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,633rdSafest: 10,859thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,724thMost Conservative: 11,929thBest Weather: 12,020thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,840thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,503rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,687thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,511thMost Pacifist: 21,955thLowest Crime Rates: 27,857th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 162nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 186th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 190th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 233rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 247th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 258th in the regionMost Conservative: 274th in the regionSafest: 291st in the regionMost Extreme: 296th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 298th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 333rd in the regionBest Weather: 342nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 431st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Kyrisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Kyrisland endorsed The Federal Republic of Lerans.
  • : Kyrisland endorsed The Free Land of Bloom1.
  • : Kyrisland endorsed The Nomadic Peoples of Nyerr.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 193 » Azealand Isle, Romanoddle Republic, Merlovich, Danelaw Scandinavia, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, The Holy Rat, Stellar Colonies, CheeseBurrito, Hieggary, Elejamie, Yossito II, Kriov, A mean old man, Myehn, Agave, Resaaria, The Soviet Texas Union, Monezambique, Cacnesia, Impia Aghte, Rainbow Vests, Goodnamesarerare, Vervian Desire, From New World, Lanagon, Lyontisia, Roliganistan, Enlil, Verconia, Barfleur, Harro Waarudho, The Empire of Rijelv, Talitoa, East Malaysia, La Xinga, Drunken Seal Islands, Kaigi, Restovix, ReeK, Fellon, Maltitalerland, Azosd, Hunterdon, Lunma Un, Tassirion, Pondingonia, ReReReRepublic, Troc, Her Malue, Liberatarianism, and 143 others.The City of Philadelphia, The Holy Caltro, Tea Jol, New Gehenna, New Leganes, Trimmania, NewImperia, United Worlds of Waifuland, Coruh, Volinovia, Headpat Central, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Amabilis, The Nightmare and Dreams, Chinesasia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Evdon, Sergioica, Aeljae, Malvekia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia, Henren, Republiae, Keovia, Kucia, Enou, FrankieMania, Grid 32, Kuberistan, Anfair, Norveeba, The Foraois, Foksan, Adolanta, Haltyas, Iduki, Solarhis, Ubecc, Singapore3, ArenaC, North Abandonia, Slongs, Irizia, Reynar, Nova Tobruk, Iodinia, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Unitria, Hizuru, The United States Of Harbinger, Vilender, Satroju, Dalia Porphyra, Osipia, Wakeopolis, Slonful, Sansangra, Karatol-Advenra, Jankono, EmpireBR, Grod Dratia, Modra, The Brazilian Freedom States, Kangarawa, Unger under over, Burayan, Debluu, Arleat, Empire of Dabiristan, The Isles of Midori-Iro, Apulon, Ridann, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Dremaur, Froppill, Forvistan, Massaaraloo, Trulu, The Atlotl Archipelago, Thurland, Marrabuk, The Almighty Country, Some random ass nation, Seyrus, Axdel, Veliekopolie, Scandivielium, The 7th Coalition of Alba, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Slys Paws, Roissyland, Sector 39-C, Bobadyk, Duracell, Zlatemorca, Blobbo, Davinhia, Kublam, Eveermore, United Repub1ic, Eldana, Royabad, Klovak, Gem, Torshul, The Digital Rights Collective, Lantros, Vussul, Capave, Crestor, Endertopias, Mariarty, Constervatania, Evrigenis, Propwash, DennisDenny, Central Snowia, Centrical Union, Zukchiva, Under Upper Antartica, H-Zhena, Slav Republic State, New Westmore, Elite leomonade, Aivintis, Vanderblight, Ossenburg, Fenosia, Jakun, Soramra, Send, Anthonyland, Aliosa, Christinia, Oricora, Drobko, Final Dark Empire, Kashmer, Pekweng, Nalur, Khusja, and Eskzlenct.

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