by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 578thMost Influential: 2,282ndLargest Welfare Programs: 16,109th
The Golden Wheatfields of
Moralistic Democracy
Loyalty to leader! Honor, To country! Heart? To no one!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.869 billion

FaithNovosi Mysticism

CurrencyNovosejian Dinar
AnimalCorrupt Politician

The Golden Wheatfields of Novosejia is a massive, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.869 billion Novosejians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Novosejian economy, worth 161 trillion Novosejian Dinars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 86,628 Novosejian Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, teenagers often ask adults to buy them Maxtopian Grass from government-run recreational drug stores, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novosejia's national animal is the Corrupt Politician and its national religion is Novosi Mysticism.

Novosejia is ranked 268,324th in the world and 6,244th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -131.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 578thMost Influential: 2,282ndTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 16,109thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,959thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,519thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,533rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,721stLongest Average Lifespans: 25,152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,962ndHealthiest Citizens: 29,328th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 429th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 502nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 509th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 535th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 563rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 638th in the regionMost Patriotic: 665th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 727th in the region

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