The Interuniversal Civilization of Aivintis is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Theondume with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.523 billion Aivintians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Asluagh. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Aivintian economy, worth 983 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,414 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, there's a bright dawn ahead for Aivintis, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aivintis's national animal is the Wolfabuk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dievinism.

Aivintis is ranked 239,055^th in the world and 8,927^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.83 Obesity Rate.