The Interuniversal Civilization of Aivintis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Theondume with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.205 billion Aivintians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Aslough. The average income tax rate is 51.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aivintian economy, worth 568 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,126 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, there's a bright dawn ahead for Aivintis, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aivintis's national animal is the Wolfabuk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dievinism.

Aivintis is ranked 90,574^th in the world and 3,148^th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,669.09 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.