The Tyranny of Aivintis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tyramin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.312 billion Aivintians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapitolijus. The average income tax rate is 45.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aivintian economy, worth 483 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,047 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, foreign football clubs wave the Aivintian flag before every game, corruption is a game of two halves, and popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aivintis's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Dievinism.

Aivintis is ranked 209,395^th in the world and 7,012^th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 16.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.