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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 350thMost Influential: 979thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,555th
The Al-Sha'ab of
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We trust in Allah and fear nothing other than Allah.
Ayatollah Khomeini
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Empire of Dabiristan

Population7.403 billion

LeaderAyatollah Khomeini
FaithTwelver Shia Islam


The Al-Sha'ab of Empire of Dabiristan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ayatollah Khomeini with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.403 billion Dabiristani's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maham. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabiristani economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion Zaids a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,487 Zaids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dabiristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Twelver Shia Islam.

Empire of Dabiristan is ranked 79,196th in the world and 1,975th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 47.58 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 350thMost Influential: 979thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,555thLowest Crime Rates: 2,686thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,796thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,450thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,707thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,824thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,977thHealthiest Citizens: 4,098thLargest Governments: 4,319thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,371stMost Patriotic: 5,862ndSafest: 6,024thMost Developed: 6,425thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,469thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,357thMost Efficient Economies: 8,754thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,760thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,095thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,485thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,326thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,586thBest Weather: 11,709thSmartest Citizens: 12,632ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,061stTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,552ndLargest Mining Sector: 14,787thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,073rdMost Devout: 18,496thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,562ndHighest Economic Output: 19,717thMost Authoritarian: 23,043rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 104th in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 113th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Patriotic: 124th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 145th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 151st in the regionMost Developed: 163rd in the regionSafest: 166th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 188th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 191st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 214th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 222nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 235th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 244th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 265th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 300th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 302nd in the regionBest Weather: 329th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 335th in the regionMost Devout: 346th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 350th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 399th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 529th in the region

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