The Al-Sha'ab of Empire of Dabiristan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ayatollah Khomeini with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.403 billion Dabiristani's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maham. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabiristani economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion Zaids a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,487 Zaids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dabiristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Twelver Shia Islam.

Empire of Dabiristan is ranked 79,196^th in the world and 1,975^th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 47.58 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.