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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 437thMost Influential: 874thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,654th
The Islamic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
God guides us.
Ayatollah Khomeini
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Empire of Dabiristan

Population4.492 billion

LeaderAyatollah Khomeini
FaithTwelver Shia Islam


The Islamic Republic of Empire of Dabiristan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ayatollah Khomeini with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.492 billion Dabiristanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maham. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabiristani economy, worth 761 trillion Zaids a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,468 Zaids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Ayatollah Khomeini is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dabiristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Twelver Shia Islam.

Empire of Dabiristan is ranked 5,018th in the world and 128th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 58.5 flags saluted per person per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 437thMost Influential: 874thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,654thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,017thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,826thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,928thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,964thMost Patriotic: 5,018thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,245thLargest Governments: 5,325thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,562ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,598thSafest: 5,961stMost Developed: 7,456thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,158thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,261stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,405thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,927thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,073rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,494thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,766thHighest Average Incomes: 11,272ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,720thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,096thSmartest Citizens: 13,453rdTop
Best Weather: 14,426thLargest Mining Sector: 18,223rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,479thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,238thMost Authoritarian: 22,576th
Most Influential: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 103rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Patriotic: 128th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 147th in the regionLargest Governments: 151st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 158th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 162nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 175th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 183rd in the regionSafest: 186th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 186th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 192nd in the regionMost Developed: 227th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 241st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 250th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 258th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 260th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 269th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 272nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 364th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 381st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 396th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 431st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 447th in the regionBest Weather: 470th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 538th in the regionMost Stationary: 579th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 617th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 831st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,022nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,108th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,242nd in the region

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