The Oh No Im Away for A Lil Bit of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 28.267 billion East Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastrovia. The average income tax rate is 91.8%.

The all-consuming East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,073 trillion EM$s a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 108,729 EM$s, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the East Malay Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Prophecies.

East Malaysia is ranked 12,734^th in the world and 354^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.58 Bananas Ingested Per Day.