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Largest Populations: 1,053rd Most Influential: 1,501st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,910th
The Oh No Im Away for A Lil Bit of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ubi concordia, ibi victoria
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The Oh No Im Away for A Lil Bit of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 27.777 billion East Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastrovia. The average income tax rate is 91.7%.

The all-consuming East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,024 trillion EM$s a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 108,867 EM$s, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the East Malay Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Prophecies.

East Malaysia is ranked 171,830th in the world and 7,598th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.76 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 1,053rdMost Influential: 1,501stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,910thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,148thHighest Economic Output: 2,328thSafest: 3,960thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,477thBest Weather: 5,811thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,100thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,568thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,637thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,660thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,768thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,140thLargest Governments: 9,606thLowest Crime Rates: 10,324thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,786thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,878thMost Developed: 12,480thHealthiest Citizens: 13,192ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,310thNicest Citizens: 14,551stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,600thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,973rdSmartest Citizens: 15,323rdMost Cultured: 16,940th
Largest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionTop
Safest: 93rd in the regionBest Weather: 163rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 168th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 187th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 215th in the regionLargest Governments: 225th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 235th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 250th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 259th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 273rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 276th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 281st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 309th in the regionMost Developed: 344th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 352nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 379th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 421st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 435th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 463rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 471st in the regionMost Cultured: 479th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 501st in the regionLargest Black Market: 591st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 597th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 625th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 678th in the region

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