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Largest Populations: 945th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,866th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,036th
The Happy 16th The East Pacific of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ubi concordia, ibi victoria
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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East Malaysia

Population32.315 billion

LeaderEmpress Glendale Jung

AnimalKabuverdianu Raven

The Happy 16th The East Pacific of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, devout population of 32.315 billion East Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastrovia. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,817 trillion EM$s a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,145 EM$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the Kabuverdianu Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Firstism.

East Malaysia is ranked 156,872nd in the world and 5,892nd in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.61 Obesity Rate.

Largest Populations: 945thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,866thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,036thHighest Economic Output: 2,231stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,307thMost Influential: 2,390thSafest: 3,475thBest Weather: 3,478thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,101stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,483rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,509thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,871stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,302ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,911thLargest Governments: 7,384thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,458thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,508thLowest Crime Rates: 7,818thMost Developed: 7,973rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,656thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,158thHealthiest Citizens: 9,743rdSmartest Citizens: 11,428thMost Cultured: 11,620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,311thNicest Citizens: 14,736thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,021st
Largest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 91st in the regionSafest: 95th in the regionBest Weather: 97th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 110th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 126th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost Influential: 154th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 161st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 163rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 165th in the regionLargest Governments: 170th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 173rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 184th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 184th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 202nd in the regionMost Developed: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 247th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 260th in the regionMost Cultured: 291st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 314th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 354th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 426th in the regionNicest Citizens: 429th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 452nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 558th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 598th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 600th in the region

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