The Perehxekoinmipia of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 38.841 billion Peregrinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astryon. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 5,147 trillion Southeast Yasteria Recans a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,522 Southeast Yasteria Recans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the Kabuverdianu Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Komixemun.

East Malaysia is ranked 263,307^th in the world and 12,218^th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.6 crimes per hour.