The Happy 16th The East Pacific of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, devout population of 32.315 billion East Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastrovia. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,817 trillion EM$s a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,145 EM$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the Kabuverdianu Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Firstism.

East Malaysia is ranked 156,872^nd in the world and 5,892^nd in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.61 Obesity Rate.