The Democratic Republic of La Sangre subio is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 451 million La Sangre subioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving La Sangre subioan economy, worth 34.7 trillion Dabloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 77,035 Dabloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Sangre subio's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

La Sangre subio is ranked 282,276^th in the world and 280^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Armed, with 0.15 weapons per person.