The Domain of Richard Nixonopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard Milhous Nixon with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.491 billion Nixonopolisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milhouston. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.

The all-consuming Richard Nixonopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,415 trillion RNDS a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. Average income is 97,680 RNDS, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, overhead luggage compartments on trains sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and Richard Milhous Nixon is said to pay a tithe to a violent sect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Richard Nixonopolis's national animal is the Cocker Spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nixonism.

Richard Nixonopolis is ranked 1,585^th in the world and 4^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.14 law-abiding acts per hour.