The Redaction Solidarity of Knights of LUSITANIA is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.152 billion Lusitanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lusitanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,430 trillion Escudoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,501 Escudoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Knights of LUSITANIA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knights of LUSITANIA's national animal is the catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New Eucharist.

Knights of LUSITANIA is ranked 22,799^th in the world and 21^st in Fifth Empire for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,659.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.